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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Dec. 15, 2015

Congratulations to Dave Switzer from Blue Springs, Mo. Dave's caption made us laugh the loudest.

Winner

On the bright side, we don't work in a nuke plant. by Dave Switzer

Honorable Mentions

"Looks like there are leaks in the ectoplasmic containment system again. You need to get that fixed fast. Who ya gonna call?" by Darren Burn

"Not it!" by Terumi (Tami) Okano

"This is ironic. Same color as the Morton System Saver water softener salt bags." by Craig Koerner

"Let's call it Soylent Green." by Mac Maclaren

"Get those little Dutch boys in here. Looks like we'll need all six." by John Paulk



Other Submissions

"I thought SSS 316 was a better grade. I didn't know it mean Sorta Stainless Steel." by Cherie Poshpuff

"Duct tape?" by Dana Andrews

"I think we've been had, let's bolt!" by Mike Kolf

"The biofilm? I thought it was a good thing when it plugged the leaks." by Mike Kolf

"No, Jerry, I don't think licking it will give you super powers." by George Lavoie

"Ummmm, Frank. Why is the water heater seeping green goo and why is it full of buck shot?" by Joe Davis

"Stan, it's basic chemistry! NaOH and aluminum just don't mix." by George Hudak

"I guess this time we can't just pretend it didn't happen and wait for the next shift to take care of it" by Assem Abdou

"That new slime formulation for Nickelodeon is really potent!" by Martin Czebotar

"This is not a very good 'GREEN' process?!?! It still has a few holes in it." by Richard Newman

"Do you think now we will have budget for maintenance ?" by Roberto Manfredi

"You may want to re-check the pH of our new energy drink." by Kenneth Oldham

"When we told the plant manager that starting up train 3 was a bad idea because it was holey, he thought we said it was Holy and ordered us to start it up by Christmas!" by Rebecca Pulmano

"Dang. That was the first run if the DoE." by Ralph B. Caricofe

"Do you think we can wait until the turn around to fix this?" by Aaron Smith

"Stan, you say the viscosity is 50,000 cps, I think it is closer to 90,000 and it is also rheoplastic in nature." by George Hudak

"Ok my friend, the corrosion test is over!" by J Emilio Velázquez

"I told them the water tank would not hold those neutrinos." by David Ruff

"This is not the "going green" we needed to acheive." by Susan Miller

"I don't think our strategic planning towards green chemistry meant this ..." by Gianluca Premoli

"I thought Green Chemistry was good for this process" by John Martin

"Was OSHA coming in this morning or afternoon?" by Greg Norman

"Do we win the LEED certification for "green slime" building materials?" by Marvin Sager

"I can get rid of this Bill. Just add sugar and we can make snow cones." by Marc Soldner

"Relax! The green goo comes out easily. Happens all the time." by Rogelio Gomez

"Holey Guacamole!" by LennySue French

"We got slimed!" by Jim McDow

"Looks like the Wolverine has been here again." by Robert Andrew

"Oh, we missed that the new solvent can dissolve anything!" by Ille Johannes

"WOW, even our process got the Christmas spirit. Lets put more ornaments. I bet you our boss will be so happy with the idea." by Jose G. Vega

"We should have performed that in-line pH meter calibration check last month when it was scheduled for PM." by Chester Makowski

"We are really close on the Universal Solvent. Now we can start work on the new Universal Solvent vessel material." by Ralph Quigley

"Not in the budget until next year. Grab the J-B Weld." by Gary Wierson

"George, I don't think a fresh coat of paint is going to cut it this time." by Dan Diamantstein

"Well we now know the efects of this solution." by Carlos G Martinez

"ISIS came through and shot it up. They didn't like the look of our algae filter, they thought it was a small reactor." by Joe Davis

"Mark, aren’t you scared on these green anacondas, as risk to human safety!" by Anbu Vendan D Pandian

"Perhaps we should have checked the compatibility of the materials of construction versus the new process material after all..." by Orlando Rainey

"They said it was just like the old green slime, but more cost effective." by John Opiola

"Some times I wish I was color blind!" by Don Phillips

"Everyone tells us going green is a good thing." by Carl Smith