"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Are you sure you want to drop this, just because they didn’t pick
your submission?
Honorable Mentions
"This doesn't look like the Gulf. You sure BP gave us the right address for this cap?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"You sure this World Cup Vuvuzela obsession isn't getting out of hand?" Submitted by Craig Watkinson; Nottingham, UK" I can read the headlines in tomorrow's papers: 'Chemical Processing goes GREEN.'" Submitted by Jatin ShahOther Submissions
"I know they use beakers in the lab, but you sure it will work in production?" Submitted by Alan Vaughn"Are you sure it's Ok to use the Mega Beaker to Punk the Lab Manager right before she retires? " Submitted by Alan Vaughn
" Are you sure this will be a world record Martini?" Submitted by Alan Vaughn
" I still think Helicopter Beaker rides at the company picnic is a bad idea!" Submitted by Alan Vaughn
" I don't think this is what the boss meant when he said to ship them a sample by air!" Submitted by Alan Vaughn
" I love testing new ways to mix chemicals! Where is the target at?" Submitted by Alan Vaughn
"I can't believe those bone heads at Chemical Processing let us fly right in there and steal the funnel off their beer bong!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
". . . this is your idea of horning in, eh?" Submitted by Muhammad Farooq; Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"You've got to be kidding; this is not the right address!" Submitted by George Collins
"Just what we need . . . a giant GREEN plug to fix those Environmental leaks." Submitted by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"I know that the economic recovery has been slow, but should Chemical Processing Magazine really get into the used space equipment market?" Submitted by Jeff Prom; Cottage Grove, Wis.
"You sure this cap will stop the oil?" Submitted by Gerald Zemble
"Did the engineers put in an access door?" Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"This is as close as I get -- your crew has to unload here." Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"Let's drop this on top of the roof of the building beside it and hope it is the right one." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"No you can't use it to clear your sinuses!!!" Submitted by Karen K. Jones
"I don't see the hopper opening on the helipad." Submitted by Becky Saxena
"This is the address that was on the delivery paperwork." Submitted by Bob Andrew
"These NASA cutbacks are getting ridiculous." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"There sure must be some outbreak of slugs if they need all this salt." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Getting phytochemicals from giant cultivars grown in rooftop gardens seemed brilliant at first but harvesting has been problematic." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Don't worry, without the stem it's still the world's largest champagne flute." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Phytochemical extraction seems so roundabout compared to simply dropping giant chili peppers directly on the rioters." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"So what exactly does this 'papillary probe' do?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Are you sure they will find this funny?." Submitted by Kathy Todd, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio.