"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
And connecting the deer to this algae, you can claim a
zero emissions vehicle.
Honorable Mentions
"Uh-oh. Santa, I think we forgot to pack the MSDS." Submitted by Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.
"H2O! H2O! H2O!" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Did you get your TWIC card? Otherwise, we won't be able to deliver these." Submitted by Evelyn Doog, Westlake, Ohio.
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Other Submissions
"I don't know if this is the best way to get back at your brother!" Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"Santa, shouldn't we have some PPE?" Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"You're going to put What in Nancy Pelosi's stocking?" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"All that beautiful white fly ash makes me feel so Globally Warm and all choked up at Christmas." Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"Santa, at least they can't blame us for the green house gas since we only use our reindeer sleigh for delivery." Submitted by Alex Chan; Long Island City, N.Y.
"Champagne is not appropriate for everyone, only us and chemical engineers!" Submitted by Mike Beck
"Excellent disguises, they’ll never suspect us as terrorists. But where did you get the rain deer?" Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman; Kingsport, Tenn.
"Quick, Santa . . . you have to get the chemicals to the all of your destinations before the clock strikes midnight." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"We should be wearing seat-belts - you should always think of Elf and Safety." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.