Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption

Jerry King creates the cartoon, you create the caption.

Chemical Processing features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

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Current Submissions

"We warned you not to ask for a raise again!" Submitted by Al Conn, Richmond, Va.

"Frankly, I don't believe it was only a paper jam!" Submitted by Barry Jones, Beech Island, S.C.

"And that's what an OSHA looks and feels like, any other questions....?" Submitted by Ben Puhl, Oshkosh, Wisc.

"Imagine what would have happened without a saftey department." Submitted by Bob Taggart, West Point, Pa.

"Don't worry Jackson. I'm sure, with some clever wording, we can craft this as a non-recordable." Submitted by Bobby Caroll, Alpharetta, Ga.

"You missed a spot." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"Let me hazard a guess..." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"Know safety, no accidents; Ignore safety, invite accidents." Submitted by Edward Tokarski, Townsend, Ma.

"I told you so! *pointing to a hundreds-pages of safety-rules handout*" Submitted by Eka Khrisnawati, Hengelo, Overijsel, Netherlands

"Do you think as the site Safety Leader you are setting a good example?" Submitted by Frank Fox, Lake Jackson, Texas

"Bob, Obviously, you are not very risk adverse!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Bob, As the Department Manager you need to set a better example!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"You were warned about running with scissors, Jerry." Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"That's why at intersections the rule is "give priority to the right"!" Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"I am sorry my friend, this office receives complaints only on Monday!" Submitted by Jesus Velazquez, Panjin, China

"How were you able to do this to yourself ~~on your way to the Safety Meeting ?!" Submitted by John Hermes, Amarillo, Texas

"I'm sorry, workman's com. does not cover an accident while making a lunch run with the unauthorized use of a forklift." Submitted by John Martin, Lancaster, Va.

"...but I had my safety glasses on!" Submitted by John Ostrander, Greenville, S.C.

"Late again, Johnson?!" Submitted by Joseph Bedson , San Antonio, Texas

"...and the award for best performance by an accident prone idiot goes to... " Submitted by Joseph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"Are you the "after" photo model?" Submitted by Joseph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"Tell me again what parts of the Chemical Handling Permit & MSDS you thought were just suggestions, one more time!" Submitted by Joseph Casey, York, Neb.

"No can do. . . if I let you in we will have to change the days without an accident board to ZERO." Submitted by Julie Hawk, Berea, Ohio

"Think before did and that will makes you safe and healthy." Submitted by Khalid Hussain, Rahim Yar Khan, Punjab

"Who must be here for the first aid test patient?" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"We only issue metal armor to those workers facing hazardous conditions!" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville, Md.

"Let me get this straight. The guys in IT stampeded when you showed off your Apple Watch?" Submitted by Matt McNally, West Chester, Ohio

"Dave ... you are too late." Submitted by Michael T Green, Matthews, N.C.

"No Ennis, you may not enter; that is my it's call the Safety Dept." Submitted by Mike Dosch, Wolsey, S. D.

"Didn't your mother ever tell you....blah blah blah blah blah." Submitted by Mike Kolf, Bethesda, Md.

"Do you think maybe next time you'll remember - Green means 'Start'; Red means 'Stop'?" Submitted by Mocheal McFadden, Wayne, Mich.

"Did you take training classes before starting on the work? Yes, I did take the Computer Based Training Classes!!!" Submitted by Nidhi Jacob, Houston, Texas

"Looks like the "Weekend Warrior" thing is just not working for you...." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Winchester, Va.

"Cheers. Refresh and retrain to avoid accidents" Submitted by Rajendra Khimesra , Bangkok, Thailand

"You must be the guy from corporate. First time we've had to report a lost time accident from a brain storming session." Submitted by Randy Johnson, Piscataway, N.J.

"Just because the Doctor is single and attractive does not justify falling down the stairs three time in a week!" Submitted by Robert Dotson, Jacksonville, Fla.

"Explain to me again how this hap[pened at your desk..." Submitted by Robert Dotson, Jacksonville, Fla.

"Have you ever considered a transfer from the Safety Department to one less hazardous?" Submitted by Stanley Herzog, Princeton, N.J.

"I bet you don't skip the next safety rally!" Submitted by Stephen Lanham, Elkview, W. Va.

"Your health is not a safety issue." Submitted by Stephen Woessner, Minneapolis, Minn.

"Now at least let us protect what's in good shape!" Submitted by Suresh Nama, Hyderabad, India

"Now let's begin at the very beginning -- ABC - Always Be Careful!" Submitted by Suresh Nama, Hyderabad, India

"The fact that you have a string attached to your head to prevent further falls is not sufficient to let you go back to work!" Submitted by Syd Furrow, Kingwood, Texas

"Listen! Stop going Nuts! You don't have to lose everything - just put stoppers in the flasks - and by the way, how come the black liquid doesn't also levitate?" Submitted by Syd Furrow, Kingwood, Texas

"See what happens when you try to recreate the accident. You’re lucky you were in the simulator." Submitted by Tom Workman, Independence, Kan.

"You seem to be the only right person for the job, you know what's not to do." Submitted by Vijay Sane, Mumbai, Inida