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Current Submissions

"I knew that stirring the pot would cause issues." Submitted by Albert Walrave, Luxembourg

"well lets learn salsa dance with this shaker" Submitted by Carlos gpe Martinez, Monterrey, Mexico

"What do you mean, who's job is it to lick the beater!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

""The boss said that we were going to have a big mixer". "I thought he meant a party to meet the new folks!"" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"Our job is to ship it. It's up to the Keebler Elves on how they are going to install it into their tree." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"The CEO's wife ordered some big cakes for the weekend so we had to get this new mixer." Submitted by Dave Laycock, Singapore

"Check out our new Sunbeam Mix Monster." Submitted by Dave Switzer, Blue Springs, Mo.

"This thing is too small and we overloaded it again. I told the Project Team we needed the larger Kitchen-Aid Industrial Mixer." Submitted by David Debari, Cantonment, Fla.

"Hey Joe how come we have such big mixer to mmix bulk items?" Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, WV

"I think we need to contact Dave Dickey -- he's the mixing guru." Submitted by Elyse Alex, Avon Lake, Ohio

"Works just like the home version, just on a larger scale. And yes, we can change the mixer blade." Submitted by Eric Coulter, Texas City, Texas

"Who specified the new mixer as super heavy? The wife of the director of operations?" Submitted by Ernesto Calderon, Quito, Ecuador

"Boy! That new Pillbury Mixer is much batter!" Submitted by Frank Hicks, Deepwater, N.J.

"So you didn't anticipate the need for a working platform in the capital request?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Stan, don't you think we need to move the emergency stop button?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"So you think the vibration is the biggest problem with this unit?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Bob, is this from the new mixing division of BigAss Fans?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Bob, this is either a bad dream where we have been shrunk to the size of a flash drive, or somebody is getting fired!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Its a bit shaky, we bought it at Paula Deen's yard sale." Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"We need only a couple of fixation clips and then it will be perfect!" Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"Must be one heck of a cake!" Submitted by Jack Hipple, Tampa, Fla.

"I hear the server the CFD program runs on was down when they had to finish the scale-up design from the pilot unit..." Submitted by James Cox, Longview, Texas

"This must be the new mixer that Paula Dean designed for Honey Boo Boo." Submitted by James Higginbotham, Chicago, Ill.

"I keep telling the chemist that our equipment won't hold up to running such a high rpm but he never listens to maintenance." Submitted by Janie Rucker, PIEDMONT, S.C.

"IT'S ALIVE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"It's a birthday cake for Trump. We're making it to match his ego." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"I thought "There's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on" was only a song!"" Submitted by Joesph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"We are finally making a lot of dough here!" Submitted by Joesph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"Let's Get Ready to RUUMBLE!!!!!!!" Submitted by Jose G Vega, Machesney Park, Ill.

"We found it cheap at Fingerhut!" Submitted by Joseph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"The boss said it had to be scaled up exactly like the lab's process..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"How many bagels will we get out of this batch?" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"This must be a Betty Crocker overly inspired and financed recipe!" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville. Md.

"I told the scale up guys we needed an equivalent. Well, I think we got one." Submitted by Miller R, Groton, Conn.

"Our new engineer chose equipment to closely mirror the lab process The alignment process failed to account for the vibration and noise at the larger scale. ." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, Va.

"Since when did we start SCALING UP mixers and blenders??" Submitted by Payal Yelne, Mumbai, India

"The CEO's wife wants a new mixer for her bakery business." Submitted by Quintina Frink

"Might be a little out of balance." Submitted by Robert Andrew, Lakeland, Fla.

"How do you reach that RED button?" Submitted by Roger Cassell, W. Alexandria, Ohio

"The next step is adding color to the new business strategy" Submitted by Ruth Rodriguez, Chula Vista, Calif.

"This is what happens when John knows he is going to be fired and is put in charge of the new mixer purchase - looks like he plans a great going away party with one heck of a going away cake!" Submitted by Syd Furrow, Kingwood, Texas