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Chemical Processing features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

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Current Submissions

"Don't you think that celebrating St Patrick this year has gone a little bit too far?" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Alexandria, Egypt

"Well, at least it's green!" Submitted by Ben Jezovnik, Newell, W. Va.

"Once you validate the reading with the sample test, how do we change the calibration of the Floati-meter?" Submitted by David Debari, Cantonment, Fla.

"What did that alien being put in this pool?" Submitted by David Sloan, San Antonio, Texas

"Dude! What chemical did you add to this pool? It looks green and smells like #!%@&$*!^&!*T" Submitted by Eddie Childress, Lacygne, Kan.

"If this thing floats we've succeeded in creating the perfect plastic." Submitted by Frank Gryzik, Libertyville, Ill.

"I don't understand it... It should have effrevesced and turned blue by now." Submitted by Fred Coon, Monroe, La.

"Jello!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"When the toy does not dissolve after addition of the next dose of the chemical we certainly can appeal financiering for the project with a real tortoise." Submitted by Ille Johannes, TALLINN, Estonia

"You think we need to rephrase our "Going Green" movement?" Submitted by Jatin Shah, Mumbai, India

"A smile of relief on the swimmer's face .............. don't drink the water!" Submitted by Jeff Prom, Milwaukee

"Now that your idea is finally working, how do we get the people to swim?" Submitted by Johann Cruz, Poland

"It’s the same color as the pool I had when I was kid. After the first year my dad couldn’t get rid of the slime green color." Submitted by John Opiola , Telford, Pa.

"I told you that a little of that green dye goes a long way!" Submitted by John Street, Richmond, Va.

"Maybe the customers won't notice...the color is only off by a few Gardner Units!" Submitted by Jonathan Zarych, Kokomo, Ind.

"Doesn't that floatie belong to Carrouthers?" Submitted by Keith R Welsch, Richland, Wash.

"See what happens when too many people pee in the pool?" Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"I told you there was too much chlorine. . . " Submitted by Kyle Wire, Baltimore, MD.

"Do those Marketing guys know how to party, or what?" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I know we have a shortage of qualified operators, but is cloning really a good idea?" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"Why is Cecil right at home in this chemical slime pool? It's high nutrition!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"We must have used water from the cesspool." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville. Md.

"Beats me Ralph. I didn't think he had it in him!" Submitted by Randy Johnson, Piscataway, N. J.

"Just dose it with water." Submitted by Richard Morgan, Baton Rouge, La.

"Fred.......this looks a lot like your gene pool." Submitted by Roger Moore, Minong, Wisc.

"I still think its a mistake to put the P in the pool after already adding the chlorine. Isn't this some kind of violation of the chemical weaspons convention?" Submitted by Stephen Brown, Washington, W. Va.

"Was that 6 milligrams or 6 kilograms I had in my notes?" Submitted by Steve Mattes, Chicago Heights, Ill.

"I would expect this behavior from children. But scientists?" Submitted by Tara Bronson, Rancho Cordova, Calif.

"Cyanogen chloride? DHS will want to know why we threw the baby out and kept the bath water." Submitted by Tara Bronson, Rancho Cordova, Calif.

"Dr. Banner (The Hulk) what do you think is wrong with our formulation.........? mm too much protein!!!!!" Submitted by Victor Garcia Sr, Romeoville, Ill.