Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption

Once again we are asking for your funny captions to the current cartoon. Dazzle us with your wit.

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Chemical Processing introduces "Comical Processing," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Please submit your caption for the cartoon that appears below. The winning caption will be featured on the Web site and in the eNewsletter.

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Current Submissions

"I told you the chemistry wasn't missing from our relationship!" Submitted by Amy Harold, Trumbull, CT

"I noticed you had some coarse chin hairs. I developed this just for you." Submitted by Barb Merle, Dover, Ohio

"It’s body wash, I made it just for you!" Submitted by Brad Slye, Minnetonka MN

"Guaranteed to turn your eyes green. Side effects? Not sure." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I liquefied your lizard. Now you tell me you meant you wanted to sell him! " Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Trust me, drink it!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Just for you, Bile in a Vial!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Pure liquid love … freshly squeezed!" Submitted by JESUS EMILIO VELAZQUEZ

"Your own special love potion # 9!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Somerset, NJ

"This batch of my special love potion is so fresh that I didn't have time to transfer it from this flask to a fancy bottle." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, VA

"A new aphrodisiac extracted from prolific “green slime.”" Submitted by Ralph Sager, Rockville, MD

"Sure it is green slime now but in another 30 million years it will be a diamond." Submitted by Scott Griffin, Mount Vernon, Ind.

"You know, I've always felt this chemistry between us... " Submitted by Scott P. Shepherd, Henderson, KY