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Current Submissions

"Lets see if the GOOGLE car is better than a TESLA.. I can tell you; That car was a mess inside when it returned from its test drive." Submitted by Albert Walrave, Luxembourg

"Although I feel we have a certain chemistry, I haven't been able to get any reaction from our two test subjects to any of our tests." Submitted by Beverly Konieczny, Wisconsin

"Somehow I don't think this is what the government regulations meant about how to dispose of hazardous waste." Submitted by Cherie Avallon, Indiana

"I don't think this is what the boss had in mind when he said to 'ensure chemical safety'." Submitted by Christina Hermens, California

"We are leading the industry initiative towards chemical safety." Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"Fascinating Rogers. The green beaker has only been in the test car for two minutes and is complaining to the test tube that the car is too cold, the seat is too firm and the radio is too loud." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Ohio

"Maybe we should switch them. It says here that flasks are safer drivers than cylinders." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Wisconsin

"We've got chemistry here, you feel it? I felt it! Way to go Janet! - Blind date commercial" Submitted by Dave Ladd, Tennessee

"Subjects are just sitting there, seemingly oblivious to the absence of controls. I guess we just check the box as, [x] No reaction..." Submitted by Dave Ladd, Tennessee

"Be Buckled Up To Avoid Uncontrolled Reaction" Submitted by Ejaz Ul Haque, Pakistan

"For the launch of our new safer chemicals product line we hired a marketing agency that worked for the auto industry." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Missouri

"John:"The solvent reduction factor is now back in balance according international agreements" Jim:" Sorry, are you talking about percentages or....?''" Submitted by Freddy Stouthamer, Zeeland, Netherlands

"These are our new Overlords. I thought it would have been Google too Jerry." Submitted by George Lavoie, Maine

"They told me to put chemical safety in the driver seat." Submitted by Hillary Drumpf, Washington, D.C.

"Do you have your car insurance updated?" Submitted by Jesús Velázquez, Tamaulipas, Mexico

"Sorry Fred, regardless of the motto, this is not what the DOT means when they are talking about the transportation of dangerous chemicals." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Buckle up for safety, buckle up....THANKS ALOT Henry. Now I got that old PSA jingle from the '60's stuck in my head." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"What do you mean they don't like the citrus air freshener smell? The flask is isothiocyante and the test tube is methyl mercaptan for crying out loud." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"You know Henry, we've just created a very volatile situation. Remember that long trip we took, regretfully after eating those burritos? Similar gassy situation here." Submitted by Joe Davis, Missouri

"Now let's hope they survive the crash test." Submitted by John Ostrander, South Carolina

"Don't tell me to put a cork in it! Oh, you're talking about them." Submitted by John Paulk, South Carolina

"When did Test Tube start seeing Erlenmeyer Flask? Wonder if his wife, Beaker, knows." Submitted by Karyn DeWolf, Alabama

"Better fill the airbags w/ nitrogen." Submitted by Kermit Sheker

"I hope they don't boil over from road rage. They were very volatile during the final paperwork for the car." Submitted by Lucas Krupp, Illinois

"I think we forgot the safety lids!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, New Jersey

"Is this car automatic or manual shift?" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"Now put 'Products' into the GPS and drive the reaction? Please tell me you didn't submit this batch sheet for approval?" Submitted by Mitch Cooper, Connecticut

"Let's Hope They Behave!. We Can not Afford a New Car!" Submitted by Rabih Zayed, Nova Scotia

"One more of these crash tests and I'm going to explode!!" Submitted by Ron Belk, California

"Hope they do not react violently during the journey ???" Submitted by Vijay Mandlik, India