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Current Submissions

"Obviously many people think that having a valve over the sink is way cooler than a regular faucet" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Louisiana

"I told you that everyone loves a good garage sale!" Submitted by Brian Washo, South Carolina

"This must be the museum entrance!" Submitted by Christopher Spoor, Oklahoma

"Where were these people when I was in used car sales?" Submitted by Dana Kolodziejczyk, Illinois

"Baloney..You know we stole this idea from Ebay." Submitted by Freddie McCann, Texas

"The rumor is that the management team is on the list." Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"Sally, it's not a comment on the company, it's shift change and the exit just happens to be at the same gate as the used equipment!" Submitted by George Hudak, Oklahoma

"I don't like the way lemming number 7 is looking at you Shirley." Submitted by George Lavoie, Maine

"Hopefully they aren't Pokémon Go Players, we need to get rid of this junk." Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Texas

"I wonder if they realize Victoria's Secretes sewing machines are not operated by the models" Submitted by John Patterson, Texas

"Maybe we should just use last month's inventory..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Georgia

"So you think it's our great performance history, or the new Equip-emon Go app?" Submitted by M RL, Connecticut

"The Zombie Apocalypse must have come early!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, New Jersey

"Now I understand why we hire older employees. Simply for the purpose of using out-of-date equipment." Submitted by Marvin Sager, Maryland

"The line hasn't died down since the guys from American Pickers featured us on their show." Submitted by Mike Frank, Iowa

"Looks like we should be able to refurbish most of them." Submitted by Nancy Zarrow, Massachusetts

"We've gone full cycle - before it was machines replacing people..." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Virginia

"Looks like a new batch of layoffs.... ITs so much nicer now that we changed the terminology to "Surplus Equipment"" Submitted by Robert Andrew, Florida

"Sally! Did you remember to put the "AS-IS" and the "NO-REFUNDS" stickers on all the equipment?" Submitted by Ron Belk, California

"This kind of reminds me of the movie Soylent Green." Submitted by South Dakota, Mike Dosch

"No... Those are our new VP's from the latest Re-Org lined up to get their new corner offices." Submitted by T W , Tennessee