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Current Submissions

"Do you think we can wait until the turn around to fix this?" Submitted by Aaron Smith, Lima, Ohio

"I guess this time we can't just pretend it didn't happen and wait for the next shift to take care of it" Submitted by Assem Abdou, Geismar, La.

"I thought SSS 316 was a better grade. I didn't know it mean Sorta Stainless Steel." Submitted by Cherie Poshpuff, Columbia Station, Ohio

"This is ironic. Same color as the Morton System Saver water softener salt bags." Submitted by Craig Koerner, Madison, Wisc.

"Duct tape?" Submitted by Dana Andrews, Chicago

"Looks like there are leaks in the ectoplasmic containment system again. You need to get that fixed fast. Who ya gonna call?" Submitted by Darren Burn, East Longmeadow, Maine

"On the bright side, we don't work in a nuke plant." Submitted by Dave Switzer, Blue Springs, Mo.

"I told them the water tank would not hold those neutrinos." Submitted by David Ruff, Columbia, S.C.

"Stan, you say the viscosity is 50,000 cps, I think it is closer to 90,000 and it is also rheoplastic in nature." Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Stan, it's basic chemistry! NaOH and aluminum just don't mix." Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"No, Jerry, I don't think licking it will give you super powers." Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"I don't think our strategic planning towards green chemistry meant this ..." Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Italy

"Was OSHA coming in this morning or afternoon?" Submitted by Greg Norman, Pittsburgh

"Ok my friend, the corrosion test is over!" Submitted by J Emilio Velázquez, Panjin, Liaoning, China

"Ummmm, Frank. Why is the water heater seeping green goo and why is it full of buck shot?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"I thought Green Chemistry was good for this process" Submitted by John Martin, Coronado, Calif.

"You may want to re-check the pH of our new energy drink." Submitted by Kenneth Oldham, Spring, Texas

"Let's call it Soylent Green." Submitted by Mac Maclaren, Austin, Texas

"I can get rid of this Bill. Just add sugar and we can make snow cones." Submitted by Marc Soldner, Eden Prairie, Minn.

"That new slime formulation for Nickelodeon is really potent!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"Do we win the LEED certification for "green slime" building materials?" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville, Md.

"I think we've been had, let's bolt!" Submitted by Mike Kolf, Bethesda, Md.

"The biofilm? I thought it was a good thing when it plugged the leaks." Submitted by Mike Kolf, Bethesda, Md.

"Dang. That was the first run if the DoE." Submitted by Ralph B. Caricofe, Morehead City, N.C.

"When we told the plant manager that starting up train 3 was a bad idea because it was holey, he thought we said it was Holy and ordered us to start it up by Christmas!" Submitted by Rebecca Pulmano, Carson, Calif.

"This is not a very good 'GREEN' process?!?! It still has a few holes in it." Submitted by Richard Newman, Marcus Hook, Pa.

"Do you think now we will have budget for maintenance ?" Submitted by Roberto Manfredi, Lugano, Switzerland

"Relax! The green goo comes out easily. Happens all the time." Submitted by Rogelio Gomez, Pittsburgh

"This is not the "going green" we needed to acheive." Submitted by Susan Miller, Bement, Ill.

"Not it!" Submitted by Terumi (Tami) Okano, Bedford, Mass.