Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption

Once again we are asking for your funny captions to the current cartoon. Dazzle us with your wit.

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Chemical Processing features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

Please complete the form below the cartoon to submit your caption. The winning caption will be featured on our Web site and in the Chemical Processing Weekly eNewsletter.

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Current Submissions

"I told you the chemistry wasn't missing from our relationship!" Submitted by Amy Harold, Trumbull, CT

"I noticed you had some coarse chin hairs. I developed this just for you." Submitted by Barb Merle, Dover, Ohio

"I love you. Your bow is so pretty!" Submitted by Ben Argo, Saraland, Ala.

"It’s body wash, I made it just for you!" Submitted by Brad Slye, Minnetonka MN

"Guess what honey, this replaces my Viagra forever!" Submitted by Brenda Seggerman, Wisconsin

"It’s your favourite, ‘Eau de Nile’ !" Submitted by Chris Topham, London

"Here’s your lager & slime" Submitted by Chris Topham, London

"Do you like my new lube oil? I call it ‘Verdigrease’ !" Submitted by Chris Topham, London

"Here is a chemical juice to drink which will help you with your problems." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"...And as proof of my love, I want you to be the first to try..." Submitted by Eduardo Magallon, Lázaro Cárdenas, Mexico

"The guy at store said you can return it if you can figure out what's in it." Submitted by Erin Hallstrom, Illinois

"Just drink this and I turn into Brad Pitt" Submitted by Faith Zucker, Alabama

"Guaranteed to turn your eyes green. Side effects? Not sure." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I liquefied your lizard. Now you tell me you meant you wanted to sell him! " Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Trust me, drink it!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Just for you, Bile in a Vial!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Pure liquid love … freshly squeezed!" Submitted by JESUS EMILIO VELAZQUEZ

"It may smell bad, but it’s guaranteed to work." Submitted by John Opiola

"Great Stuff! See how it is removing the wall paint behind us with no residue??!!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville, Tenn.

"Narrator: “Andy couldn’t figure out why he always struck out with the ladies.”" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler, Barberton, OH

"Trust me, our babies will be perfect..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"Your own special love potion # 9!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Somerset, NJ

"This batch of my special love potion is so fresh that I didn't have time to transfer it from this flask to a fancy bottle." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, VA

"A new aphrodisiac extracted from prolific “green slime.”" Submitted by Ralph Sager, Rockville, MD

"Sure it is green slime now but in another 30 million years it will be a diamond." Submitted by Scott Griffin, Mount Vernon, Ind.

"You know, I've always felt this chemistry between us... " Submitted by Scott P. Shepherd, Henderson, KY