Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Feb. 6, 2014

Congratulations to Joe Davis from Webster Groves, Mo. Joe made us laugh the loudest with his funny caption.

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"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
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Considering its size, it’s kinda quiet. WHAT? I SAID….. CONSIDERING ITS SIZE….. IT’S KINDA QUIET. WHAT?

Honorable Mentions

"It can process heavy metal and play it, too." Submitted by Dale Stout

"Al Gore called. He wants to know where his Global Warmer is!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, Ga.

"Global warming…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

Other Submissions

"It did not look this big in the catalog!" Submitted by Bryan Eldridge, Ooltewah, TN

"I know heat causes materials to expand, but this is ridiculous." Submitted by Dan Hilburn

"You mean THIS HEATER IS SUPPOSE TO KEEP A ROOM OR BUIILDING WARM." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg WVA

"Just wait until you see the size of the extension cord and the fuse." Submitted by Eric D Finley

"We were not able to use this on the last project, so we allocated it to your project." Submitted by Frank H. Campbell

"Our new purchasing agent said he had great contacts with suppliers from his previous job. He used to purchase products for a big box store." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

"We were told that if the company makes it we had to purchase our new process equipment internally. The Consumer Products division makes heaters." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger

"1.21 gigawatts!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"We got it from Amozon.com – we’re Preferred members!" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Must be for that “hot new product” Marketing’s been talking about." Submitted by Jeff Hutchins

"I bought it from the same vendor for McDonald’s. They asked if I wanted to ‘super-size’ it." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, MO

"We’re going to need a lock-out/tag-out just to turn the damn thing on and off." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, MO

"I suppose the warehouse crew will purchase a “Chemical Processing Chiller” this summer!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"How many times do I have to tell you? It’s 2.54 centimeters per inch, not 254…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I don’t think “If you build it, they will come” applies in this case…" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I know I told you to think big but this is ridiculous.." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I told you getting a new plant manager from the Miami area wasn't going to fly in Anchorage." Submitted by Mario Williams, Brook Park, Ohio

"They can forecast a chemical chain reaction alright… But buying this based on their forecast for weather!!?" Submitted by Martin Tremblay

"Yeah, I pretty sure that beaker we found in the lab marked “Drink Me” wasn’t actually coffee creamer." Submitted by Michelle Mayer, Kalamazoo, Mich.