Submissions
"I don't know about this..." By Kerwin Orr
“Keep the office fires burning up our salaries, so the company will warmly keep us on the job.” By Marvin Sager
"Just another day at work." By Joe Cipriani
"I think the new boss was metaphorically speaking, when he said we were burning money, I don't think he wanted you to take it as work directions." By Jeanne Clark
"We were supposed to liquidize our assets, not gasify them!" By AJ Wells
"Hey Ed! You think this is a government job?!?" By Meg Grant
"I put the money to work... on fuel." By Javier Granda
"Earl, that is not what I meant when I said we had money to burn." By Andy Shaffer
"Why does Trump have you burning trillions, when it will contribute to flooding of Florida, including Mar-A-Lago, also TX, many Red states? Or is Trump planning to build Golf Courses in Greenland - aha!" By Mark Camenzind
"We have a problem, I can´t find an emission factor for counterfeit banknotes as fuel." By Maria Amelia Suarez Gutierrez
"This reminds me of paying for my car insurance." By Vincent Mancini
"With all the new security additions to paper currency, we can’t recycle the old bills for new paper. But with the relaxed EPA rules, we’re actually saving the taxpayers money by burning it to heat the Treasury building. At least that’s what I keep trying to tell myself." By Robert Bauer