Submissions
"Trish & Traci crossover to the Animal Planet channel." By Michelle Porter
"And on today's show, we will finally address the goose in the room." By Kenneth Russell
"What a quacked-up world we live in where humans look alike and even dress alike." By Marvin Sager
"Making their American debut, all the way from the Outback in Australia." "Percy Platypus and the Dingos!" " Performing their #1 hit from the Kolala Countdown, Waltzing Matilda." By Chuck Lewis
"Well, that's our show for tonight. Please support our sponsor, Good Day Mateys Baked Beans. The world's greatest baked beans. Remember our guarantee. If these aren't the best baked beans, may Liz and I be eaten by a six-foot-tall Platypus with sharp claws!" By Chuck Lewis