Winner:
"Does your boss know you're really making margarita mix?" by Dave Matta
Honorable Mentions:
- "But some people like pulp." by Dave Matta
- "Bill, I thinks it's time to schedule that Inherently Safer Design Analysis." by Raymond Orzabal
- "The mixing procedure calls for using a sanitary industrial strainer." " I believe you are using a broken badminton racquet leftover from the company picnic!" by Chuck Lewis
- "If you hated tapioca boba that much, just get the tea alone." by Natalie Feider
Other Submissions:
- "You said you were a filtration expert...." by Lesley Lou
- "I think that I'm just going to wait in the safe room." by Dave Matta
- "My missing diamond ring is not that big." by Marvin Sager
- "Honey, your home brewing has become an obsession!" by George Hudak
- "Filtering one cup at a time from tank A to Tank B is not getting us out of here by the end of the shift!" by George Hudak
- "That's not what is meant by glass safety protocols!" by George Hudak
- "James, you should just tell them you can't find the keys to the executive breakroom." by Jeanne Clark
- "I have to ask, is the vat half empty, or is it half full?" by Dave Matta
- "Are you sure you are doing that right? Maybe the chunks are supposed to go in." by John Ewanish
- "Willmar, you know, by scaling up and adding this macro filtration step to your dilutions, you are revolutionizing the homeopathy industry." by Vincent Crowley
- "Eish - i'm just the assistant." by Farnaz Khan
- "So you're the one that spikes the eggnog for the company Christmas party!" by Chuck Lewis
- "Are you sure the marketing department data supports the launch of strained Vegeterian Kool-Aid?" by Chuck Lewis
- "Needed a little NaCl?" by Chris Barricklow