Winner
>>> "And with that simple command, ChemNET began its takeover..." by Larry Shade
Honorable Mentions
- "I knew it! Going to that windows operating system was a bad idea!" by George Hudak
- "The engineers have to stop talking to the IT guys on how to repair things." by Ronald Andrus
- "And if it fails, unplug a few more." by Subash Oza
Submissions
- "Huh ... it really does apply to everything." by Daniel Vas
- "But where's the freaking plug to this thing?" by Dave Matta
- "Bill Gates will screw up the world!" by George Hudak
- "Hey, I need an IT guy over here!" by Dave Matta
- "With more training, an incentive for promotion, and a better salary, this project would work better the first time." by Marvin Sager
- "Says the engineer who has a rock band and performs for MTV unplugged." by Jatin Shah
- "I've got a sick feeling I won't live to experience the promotion for fixing this one!" by Lamont Mallett
- "Huh. That's exactly what the user manual said to do." by Dave Matta
- "Wow... That's the same thing my Zen Guru keeps telling me." by Jake Douglas
- "Unplug a 440VAC machine? No wonder we are having problems keeping and recruiting IT help." by Chuck Lewis
- "This is a test. If I try to unplug this machine, the LOCKOUT / TAGOUT team will march me straight to HR!" by Chuck Lewis
- "Larry was afraid to admit that the problem was probably user error." Dave Matta
- "Yep! This is the sign I have been looking for. Time to sign those retirement papers!" by Chuck Lewis
- "Done that twice.....do you have anything else to say????" by Vijay Menon
- "Lost the manual, One of these buttons has to work. What can possibly go wrong?" by Joseph Incontri
- "Looks like the company finally got on board with AI (artificial intelligence)." by Allen Hawker