Honorable Mentions
"I think we've run out of experts..." by Christos Marinos
"One Man Show" by Siamak Shahabeddin
"Maybe last weeks “Let’s Get To Know COVID-19” social mixer was a bad idea." by Chuck Lewis
"(Sigh.) "Well, I guess we have a quorum."" by Lee Harrison
Other Submissions
"One is the loneliest number...." by Toni Reno
"No one gives a care about safety till someone loses an eye." by Sandy Exum
"I make a motion that we table the first item on today’s agenda which is our social distancing protocol. Can I get a second?" by Ben Proctor
"It would be the same day & time as the mandatory COVID-19 meeting!" by Marvin Sager
"There were 5 board members jumping on the table, ... and you know the rest of the song" by Assem Abdou
"I couldn't find that zoommeeting room..." by Claudio Ejden
"everyone in this meeting will never be hired" by sarah mabrouk
"I am really regretting that my parents named me Covid" by Chuck Lewis
"Broken eyeglasses? Check. Chemical accident in facility last night? Check. Left speech for tomorrow's Chem Safety Board meeting at home? Check. Just found out the meeting is today? Check. Yep, it's still 2020." by Phil Grimes
"Must be a virtual meeting..." by Charles Dean
"I take a bath once a month whether I need it or not." by Tim Feider
"Safety must be our priority." by Tim Feider
"Come on Ronald" by Siamak Shahabeddin
"They will show up when Lunch is delivered." by Randy Earhart
"wearing a hardhat in a meeting room is like wearing a mask in your own car when you are alone" by Edward Kennedy
"The date is wrong" by Marcelo Tagliabue
"Johnson was called before the Safety Board after spending all night bringing the reactor under control." by Kenneth Russell
"I don't understand... They said they were anxious to know about the root causes of the High Potential Incident that we had last week." by Ignacio Alonso
"Carl finally comes to the realization that the only way to get people to come to his meetings is to provide Krispy Kremes." by Douglas Price
"Where is my friends? I miss him and her." by Hamam Sahroni
"When I said "transparency in communication", I was not exactly referring to this." by cesar puma
"The ODD MAN; WASTING precious time, SAFELY!!" by SURESHKUMARNAMA nama
"Stunned, that the Chemical Safety Board fired him. Ernie reflected on His prank to replace restroom air fresheners with Pam aerosol spray." by Chuck Lewis
"After waiting a long, long time Jerry realized that the sign was for informational purposes only - no one was coming to question him." by Allen Hawker
"Root Cause Analysis (12:00-1:00); Lunch will NOT be provided." by Matt Purcell
"Frank was hoping the safety board could meet safely in person" by Fred Durrenberger
"No one has wanted to enter at this room, and it is because this person doesn´t have his mask." by Viviana Garcia Zabala
"No one Interested for Safety board meet Except who has deep understanding of safety." by chintan patel
"The other 4 are still engaged in estimating the loss caused by yesterday's fire accident" by NAGAPPAN MUTHIAH
"How important can it be, last month someone talked about a 6 foot mask for everyone or something like that." by DANIEL CASSELLA
"Jerry's shift was over, but he knows that regardless if you're tired and weary, his input is critical and we need everyone to speak up for Safety." by Allen Hawker
"Too Late!!" by Prof. Donald Huisingh