Honorable Mentions
"Are you still doing that LaVerne?" by Ken Belteau
"Please, remind me what action should we take when five fingers high pressure alarm is activated?" by Vasily Simanzhenkov
"Do you think this will lower our CO2 emissions?" by Carl White
Other Submissions
"You know there's a ketchup shortage...." by Jason Burke
"Even bottled chemicals must be handled with protected gloves." by Marvin Sager
"I always thought that corrosive materials were different from hazardous chemicals!" by Farshad Nourai
"Hello Hello can you see me? l'm wearing my gloves for safety." by Tenu Adeosun
"Looks like Lucy finally quit the chocolate factory." by Kenneth Russell
"That's weird. Isn't that Ernie's glove from back in the stuffing department?" by Chuck Lewis
"Must be a QC check?" by Jeffrey Didas
"We always warned Phil about drinking on the job." by Jeanne Clark
"I don't like this. Something tells me that the control room operators know something that we don't." by Douglas Price
"Is this what the company meant by how they were going to give a hand to downsized employees?" by Chuck Lewis
"This is our new "Shake Before Opening" package" by Richard Thorpe
"It's amazing what they'll grant patents for. That's the new veterinary product for feeding whole litters of orphaned puppies." by Robert Bauer
"Looks like someone's been watching Laverne and Shirley reruns again." by Looks like someone's been watching Laverne and Shirley reruns again.
"Hopefully, that's not the cut-resistant glove stand talked about at the pre-shift safety meeting...." by Neil Luciano
"HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN THE BOTTLE!" by Ronald Moidel
"oops let's say it is our organic and sustainable product." by César Puma
"Looks like trickster Joe is at it again." by Tim Feider
"Hello Safety Department? We got good news and bad... We found the glove! No sign of the hand yet.." by Dan Navicky
"Do you remember during the team building meeting today that Ed said he was feeling all bottled up inside?" by Chuck Lewis
"Well that's one vote for working overtime this weekend" by Allen Hawker
"Me, me, me!!! Just let me out and you'll get your three wishes." by Stephanie Arnold