Winner
"This is our new boss?" by Phil Grimes
Honorable Mentions
"Bill, can we modulate the voice on this AI? It sounds eerily like my wife!" by Tommy Little
"Hey Bill, when they said the new Priority 1 alarm banner would really grab your attention, they meant it." by John Iverson
"Say John, hypothetically speaking, can this AI workstation be hit by the Corona virus?" by Assem Abdou
Other Submissions
"This whole IIoT thing is creeping me out...." by Judy Craft
"My boss is programmed into this machine!" by Marvin Sager
"Will it self destruct after giving the message... else!" by Jatin Shah
"This is our new boss?" by Phil Grimes
"So this is your idea of you not speaking to me." by Sandy Exum
"I think our AI system has mutated into an AS system, Artificial Sarcasm." by Richard Redus
"After many complaints about the safety alarms being too loud, the process control group decided to try something different." by Kenneth Russell
"Do you know where the volume control is?" by Christopher Spoor
"DANGER! DANGER! - WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME IS? DANGER! DANGER ????" by Cherie Avallon
"Hey Leo. Is it just me or does this thing sound like my wife?" by Charles Lewis
"Hey Bill, now that Paul turned into the IA that control the SIS, should we keep ignoring him?" by Esteban Calderon
"Come back when you are real!" by Rabih Zayed
"No speak English. Parlez vous Tembektou ?!" by Rabih Zayed
"Any idea how to shut down this thing for its afternoon nap? It's sounding a little cranky." by Christina Hermens
"Hey Jim, I think something is worrying it. It's hysterical." by Roxana Valderrama
"He must be talking to you Bert. If it was really one of the bosses, he would have said, to me,Kenny you idiot. I’m talking to you!" by Chuck Lewis
"Hey Greg, is management screwing with us again?!" by Esther Jimenez
"Boss, We Have Been Hackathoned!" by Rabih Zayed