Honorable Mentions
"These bottles have a nickel deposit. This is my retirement plan." by Gary Wierson
"Tony, leave the bottles. It is called single stream recycling." by Susan Karn
"I think you need to reconsider your retirement plan..." by Larry Shade
Other Submissions
"I doubt the government is trying to get your DNA this way...." by Indy Ferguson
"But the nearest bottle deposit return is 3 states away." by Richard Kajander
"Stan, they do not need to be separated by label color!" by George Hudak
"The solution to recycling is education...." by Randy Peterson
"I know it was hard to convince the boss to buy a 3D printer, but did you really have to tell her you would make your own filament from used water bottles?" by Robert Bauer
"I admire your diligence but it's not necessary to rinse the water bottles prior to putting them in the recycle bin." by Scott Mourier
"How many times do I have to tell you to "Rinse and Re-fill these bottles for the Patients, their teeth and mouth are clean when I'm done with them"." by Sandy Exum
"Yes Larry, I am from HR and no we cannot fire Steve for not recycling that Fresca bottle." by Chuck Lewis
"Don't Trash It-Recycle it." by Edward Henderson
"OK Harvey. We've tolerated your obsession with plastic recycling long enough. Dumpster diving in broad daylight is crazy but expecting us to re-purpose the ones with water still in them is over the top!" by Chuck Lewis
"I TOLD you storing the microchip in a used water bottle was a bad idea." by Antonio Inserni
"The solution to recycling is education...." by Randy Peterson
"Are you making room for recycling yourself?" by KRISHNAN SAHASRANAMAN
"When you finish sorting this bin, come see me in my office and we can discuss your next project. Maybe next time, you'll follow the recycling policy!" by Tommy Little
"WE told you before, all plastic is not recyclable. This is your punishment." by William Gusnard
"We can save our Earth one bottle at a time." by Joganan Ramkelawan
"Honey, please for the love of god get out of the recycle bin! There is no time for sorting bottles right now, Johnny has karate practice!" by Vanessa Bergvist
"You’re wasting your time, I will not drink that last tablespoon of water left in the bottle!" by Vanessa Bergvist
"I heard YouTube pays you millions for flipping bottles. Time for me to cash in." by Miles Andrews
"See, here in California we have separate recycling bins for paper and plastic. How many bottles did you say you drank today?" by Christina Hermens
""Time in a Bottle" was a song, Dave! You weren't supposed to take it literally!" by Phil Grimes
"Why can’t people remember to put bottles in the 4th green bin?" by Eliza Yi
"Dumpster diving for plastic bottles so you can buy me an engagement ring is not the story I want to tell our future kids." by Charles Lewis
"The first appointment at 40, thanks for an excellent Comic Processing Cartoon, one Great WorK !!!!" by Nain Aguado
"I will never ignore a bottled at the source label again." by Christopher Spoor
"I'm not really sure this is what was meant by water conservation!" by Christopher Spoor
"Help me please! I want to save Environment for me and generations to come" by Manan Ayub Salariya
"Will organizing the recycle bin make recycling better?" by Marvin Sager
"Is it all for the "Reuse"? Better replace Waste R-R-R with Waste P.H.D. Pile Higher & Deeper !" by Rabih Zayed
"ok Steve, we will get some bins and start an office recycling program." by Kenneth Russell