Honorable Mentions
"Maybe we should try flex seal! Have you seen the commercial?" by Christopher Spoor
"I saw a guy on TV fix a leaky boat with this stuff, not sure of it's chemical resistivity though" by Allen Hawker
"Since the recent cut-backs maintenance was deemed non-essential and we're stuck doing our own repairs." by Sandy Exum
Other Submissions
"I told you they weren't 6 feet apart." by Jack Konescni
"Repairing high pressure tanks with duct tape. Next thing you know, they will want us to fix the company plane with bailing wire." by Chuck Lewis
"With all of the COVID-19 manpower cutbacks, duct tape has been moved up to mission essential status!" by Chuck Lewis
"As you can see my hands are not available to pause the filling procedure..." by Christos Marinos
"I told purchasing we needed to stock "Tank Tape" for the critical jobs, but they refused to pay for the heavy guns.I vote we let them deal with and pay for the hazmat cleanup." by Robert Bauer
"Trying to make this duct tape work is a real stretch!" by Marvin Sager
"Is this really how the little Dutch boy did it?" by Kenneth Russell
"Did you hear the second shift isn't coming in today?" by Doug Corbett
"I seem to remember that the SOP said we were to use "PINK" duck tape, not grey... But PURCHASING can't find any, so the UNION says to leave these until the PINK tape arrives, or until we are trained on a new SOP." by Gordon Campbell
"Stay calm and use more duct tape." by Tim Feider
"Who said duct tape was the fix for every problem" by fred durrenberger
"MECHANICAL INTEGRITY, last generation." by Carlos Ruiz
"I'm the Supervisor of Vessel Discharge. You must be the new summer Intern?" by Michele Fronzaglia
"I've been told bubble gum works better." by Gordon Campbell
"Let's patch up the elephant in the room" by Gopala Krishna Pillai Kiran Krishnan
"Duct tape isn't working, let's try hydroxychloroquine!" by Tim Feider
"Where is the PIG?" by Daniel Flynn
"Easy ways of repairs become the hard ways." by OMAR ALAMERI
"I understand they want layers of protection, but this is getting ridiculous!" by Hunter Powley
"Great with some field work doing level measurements. But how many more holes do we need to find the emulsion layer?" by Mika Tienhaara
"and if we say that it is our new creation: a patch tank" by Cesar Puma
"I was told in engineering school that duct tape solves things. Not this one, though." by Chenny Compuesto
"Duct tape is a fantastic add on loss-of-containment layer of protection. Let’s get rid of our protection dykes!!!" by César Cardoza
"simple and quick solve problem preferable than looking root cause problem" by Hamam Sahroni
"Don’t worry, there is an approved MOC for this." by Akaninyene Akpan
"IT ATE THROUGH THREE INCH STEEL, IT ATE THROUGH DUCT TAP, IT'S NOW EATING THROUGH MY HAND..... IS THERE A PLAN B??" by Devon Smith