Winner
"The message is the same but for one you have to pay" by Fred Durrenberger
Other Submissions
"One involves hand gestures and the other requires money up front." by Barb Dorenkott
"Evaluation Time Again!" by Unaiza Uzair
"This is worse than peer to peer reviews!" by George Hudak
"Who did I piss off to get this assignment?" by George Hudak
"I have been contracted by Multiple people calling themselves "Head Hunters" They are willing to pay me 30% more for my head. How much is the rest of my body worth?" by Bill Flowers
"Oh my God, what is going on there? Everyone looks scared, including the receptionist!" by Jose Luis Flores Cruz
"You know what they say about opinions, don't you?" by Dave Matta
"We need portable toilets when standing in long lines!" by Marvin Sager
"I'm going to ask him if he thinks we should change the color of our team caps." by Dave Matta
"I saw this very same thing last week on Wild Kingdom. One wrong response and a smaller animal got eaten by a big lion." by Chuck Lewis
"What gives. The company handbook clearly states that we NEVER want your Advice nor do we CARE for your Opinion." by Chuck Lewis
"Thank you for your opinion? I advise you to seek employment at another company." by Tim Feider
"Here’s my advice. We should all keep our opinions to ourselves in order to keep our jobs." by Chuck Lewis
"There’s a difference?" by Chris Lesser
"So it was OK for you to listen to my opinion. "But now you don't want to hear my facts!"" by Tim Feider
"Same advice as yesterday Bob, when you gotta go you gotta go. Bathroom's still on the left." by Pete Gorycki
"Wait. You mean this isn't the line for the latest booster shot?" by Dave Matta