Winner
I said I needed 500 1-gallon samples. . . by Larry ShadeHonorable Mentions
"Look at it this way...at least the Bunsen burner didn't come with it!" by David Baylor
"The Insurance auditors will be here at 10am, so you have 2 hours to make it look like it supposed to be there." by Jeanne Clark
"Those guys in R&D sure are touchy when you tell them to show some results immediately or the project is canceled." by Robert Andrew
Other Submissions
"That's the trouble with Heavy Metals." by Jean Allen
"Refining that 'God' particle could be complicated." by Scott W. Griffin
"Thank God..!! We are safe..!! but next time we will surly wear the helmet…" by Aditi Rathod
"I guess it really is Heavy water!" by Larry Shade
"Poor Nelson, He never saw that coming." by Robert Andrew
"I guess it really is time to retire the Lava Lamp!" by Keith Wamsley
"Don't ever cut R&D's budget again." by Dale Stout
"That last batch was to dye for." by Dale Stout
"Ms. Brent, correct me if I'm wrong, but the Chemical Department is four floors above us, isn't it?" by Gus Allen
"When you build on a reclaimed land fill you expect to see some bottles pushing up once in a while." by George M. Hudak
"Happy Secretary's Day. Your flowers will be here tomorrow." by Randall Johnson
"It's part of the new drug screening pilot program" by KENNETH HACKMANN
"Vast Vase Wastes Base." by Bob Vaughn
"Maybe we should have been more specific when we told Research Development to start thinking out of the box." by Michelle Bono
"Look at the size of that container; Mayor Bloomberg will have a coronary!" by AK, Proj Ops Team Startup Lead 2
"Call R&D and tell them we found their missing growth serum." by Larry Shade
"Call Safety, tell them we've had an 'incident'" by Robert Andrew
"I wanted it sized-up on paper. . ." by Larry Shade
"Please make a note to review our policy on 'sample sizes.'" by Scott J. Weston
"Please call Jenkins in R&D and let him know that the X213 sample was delivered to the wrong office." by Scott J. Weston
"Penny, go downstairs and tell Fred that we will be moving his instant growth factor lab again." by Ralph Quigley
"All I did was ask the lab to drop off a sample. . ." by Larry Shade
"I keep my bottle locked-up under the desk, if HR sees this you're definitely spending some time in rehab." by Kevin Summ
"I said grams, not gallons. . ." by Larry Shade
"OK Marion... the new packaging creates and impact I'll give you that but that was my $10,000 antique bookcase.........You're fired!" by Craig Watkinson
"Why did you bring this green stuff up here it should kept down stairs because it is to heavy see the hole you made." by Donald Drummond