Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner March 10, 2016

Congratulations to Jim Cahill of Austin, Texas. Jim penned the funniest caption according to our editors.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Dude... Slide rule best practices--seriously?

Honorable Mentions

"...and that's how to send a text message using a smart phone." Submitted by Dan Houghton, High Point, N.C.

""then in 1924....." . Bob pick up the pace ... it's Friday afternoon!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"These are not the droids you are looking for. Sorry, I was trying out my Jedi mind tricks." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Systems corrupted!! Replace storage devices." Submitted by Suresh Nama, Hyderabad, India

Other Submissions

"Dude, dark side of the force, isn't a bad electric source." Submitted by Andre Galvão, São Paulo, Brazil

"I don’t have all day, Bob. Just go back a few years... enough for my next promotion!" Submitted by Arthur Mayweather, Houston

"Internal memory full..insert SD card!" Submitted by Ashok Grover, New Dehi, India

"I forgot more than you know." Submitted by Beverly Konieczny, Madison, Wis.

"So,you baby boomer are your hard drive disc(read Brain) are still recording ?" Submitted by Carlos gpe Martinez, Monterrey, Mexico

"So that's where you go every day at 3 p.m." Submitted by Christina Teri, Hudson, Ohio

"I have some questions about 1955." What is a flux capacitor? Marty McFly? and who is Biff!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"Back in the day...when I was your age...get off my lawn...young whippersnapper...Come on, Pops! Is that all you've got??" Submitted by Craig Koerner, Madison, Wis.

"Jimmy Hoffa is where?!?" Submitted by Dave Switzer, Blue Springs, Mo.

"R2 Really!" Submitted by David Ruff, Columbia, S.C.

"So this is what the new artificial intelligence software is like?" Submitted by David Sloan, San Antonio, Texas

"I hope this isn't based off of the movie "Young Frankenstein"!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Bob, don't look so shocked - they did explain this is a two way transfer, right?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla

"Stay focused Bob, I don't want to see your honeymoon night!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Hello! Hello! Anybody home?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"OMG! I've seen the future, and it is NOT a pretty sight!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"This used to be called mentoring!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Really! Reciting "retiring in 6 mos" is that all you got?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, Okla.

"Is it Friday, Jerry? Cause this is freaky!" Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"I hope our hairs are not going to be transferred as well..." Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"Don't you see that equalization using joined vessels cuts top inventions?" Submitted by Ille Johnannes, Tallinn, Estonia

"Wow!" Submitted by Jack Horvath, Deer Park, Texas

"Well, the company finally did something about Management of Change People" Submitted by Jim Welch, Richmond, Va.

"Whoa dude, really? Did you eat beans? They told you not to eat too heavy before we got hooked up, right?" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"This thing doesn't work if neither of us is smart." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Now I know you're an idiot, if you think Donald Trump should be president. Unhook me from this thing, I'm getting dumber by the second." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Donald Trump is an alien, Donald Trump is a communist alien, Donald Trump is a communist alien garbage collector so you will not endorse or vote for him..........More Jedi mind tricks." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"HEY Wait a minute! Take me off this thing! That's not a real person. I saw him last holiday in a store front window dressed up in fishing gear." Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"Hey man....I don't like that glassy vacant stare in your eyes!" Submitted by Joe Davis, Webster Groves, Mo.

"No Way!!! It's that easy? What about steps 12 thru 25?" Submitted by John Opiola, Telford, Pa.

"Edgar, do I really need to know how to tango?" Submitted by John Paulk, Columbia, S.C.

"This is not what I thought mentoring would be like." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"At last! I understand NPSH..." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"So... a mole isn't a cute little furry animal?" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"The new mentor-ship transfer,seriously! This can't possible work? Wait a minute, I feel old!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"My luck to receive a brain defect without reversal!" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville, Md.

"I knew it was you who ate my lunch last Thursday! And this whole time you were trying to pin it on poor Nancy!" Submitted by Mitch Cooper, Norwalk, Conn.

"So that's how you use a slide rule." Submitted by Myriam Kobylkevich, West Chester, Pa.

"Too Much Information. I don't need the visual from your honeymoon night..." Submitted by Orlando Rainey, Front Royal, Va.

"All this time you thought I was lying about the conference....." Submitted by Pat Foster, Sweeny, Texas

"OMG... MY VISION IS BLURRING, AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT !!" Submitted by Randy Earhart, Haines City, Fla.

"IS THIS THING RUNNING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION? I'M GETTING NOTHING !!!" Submitted by Randy Earhart, Haines City, Fla.

"Hurry, ......Call The IT department......Unlike their Code, This thing is actually working !!" Submitted by Randy Earhart, Haines City, Fla.

"I find it's better if you skip the vacuum pump step and go directly to RF transmission" Submitted by Randy Johnson, Piscataway, N.J.

"Waiting For Host To Respond..." Submitted by Ray Freudinger, Oak Forest, Ill.

"which way is this supposed to be flowing?" Submitted by Robert Andrew, Lakeland, Fla.

"Loading... Please wait while the files are being transferred... Not enough space on external memory device. You are missing 4.20 terabytes of space." Submitted by Rogelio Gomez, Pittsburgh

"So. Much. Information...." Submitted by Sov Chadwick, San Antonio, Texas

"This sure is a lot faster than listening to all your old stories!" Submitted by Steve Cox, Sunray, Texas