Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner July 9, 2015

Congratulations to Orlando Rainey from Front Royal, Va. Orlando penned the winning caption and made us proud.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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The "old boys network" thing is so passé. Didn't you get the memo.

Honorable Mentions

"Bill, is that Kari from Fluids? I told you we should have asked her to join our study group! You said NO she'll just graduate, get married and have babies. Now she is the local section President." Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, OK

"Yes guys, I was in the class with you. I blew the curve in Fluid Mechanics. Remember?" Submitted by Kari Sokolow, Baytown, Texas

"Tim Hunt was right!.... I feel distracted." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"hmm...'gender equality' seems like a natural extension of 'material and energy balance' we learnt in stoichiometry class..." Submitted by Kishore Punjabi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

Other Submissions

"any complaint...¡¡¡¡" Submitted by Carlos G Martinez, Monterrey, Mexico

"and now give me a hand to step down.¡¡¡¡" Submitted by Carlos G Martinez, Monterrey, Mexico

"Don't look her straight in the eyes men. They can sense fear." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"Don't look her straight in the eyes men. They can sense fear." Submitted by Chuck Lewis, Springfield, Ohio

"You guys have had your noses in the air for too long!" Submitted by Craig Koerner, Madison, Wisc.

"At least she won't get any points on safety!" Submitted by Dennis Finch, Crawfordsville, Ind.

"And now women want top billing!" Submitted by Eric Finley, Houston

"... equality finally has come to the chemical engineering!" Submitted by Ernesto Calderon, Quito, Ecuador

"Hen, as might happen, and we not had this great idea" Submitted by Fernando Rodriguez, Vilaseca, Spain

"Finally, someone to correct our speling erors and grammer! This is sarcasim ladies......." Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, OK

"Stan, I think it will be great... not having to eat with just a bunch of pocket protecting nerds for once!" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, OK

"Next up - Furniture stores advertising Women and Man Caves......" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, OK

"Bob, do you remember seeing any women in our enginering classes?" Submitted by George Hudak, Broken Arrow, OK

"Let's find an agreement for: "Chemical Engineers' Club" ..." Submitted by Gianluca Premoli, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"Gentlemen, can you imagine that the first row she just added results win-win?" Submitted by Ille Johannes, Tallinn, Estonia

"Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to give her her own office." Submitted by James Zannis, Pyrénées Atlantique, France

"Is all of this uni-sex stuff really 'bi-nary'?" Submitted by Joseph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"I just don't feel comfortable with women in the same class teaching me how to improve my masculine sex appeal and sperm count!" Submitted by Joseph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"Why isn't "Club" capitalized?" Submitted by Joseph Bedson, San Antonio, Texas

"Oh.. Hi boss!" Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"It's a new world, boys! And about time too." Submitted by Kenneth Russell, Buford, Ga.

"What beautiful penmanship!" Submitted by Martin Czebotar, Linden, N.J.

"Bruce Jenner must be responsible for this conundrum!" Submitted by Marvin Sager, Rockville, Md.

"Does anyone have the heart to tell her that Julia Men is ths sponsor of this year's Chemical Engineering Club?" Submitted by Melissa Scout, North Ridgeville, Ohio

"Fella's ... women just broke through the glass ceiling!" Submitted by Michael T. Green, Matthews, N.C.

"footnote to poster: and I also went to Cal Tech, paid same tuition as "you boys", and my salary is still only 75% of yours." Submitted by Mitch Monchinski, Netcong, N.J.

"ENIGMA" Submitted by Ray Basheer, METIN, Lebanon

"It was only a matter of time......" Submitted by Robert Andrew, Lakeland, Fla.

"My pen is hereby mightier than the Club!!" Submitted by Robert Arthur, Bauxite, Ark.