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"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

I said I needed 500 1-gallon samples. . .

Honorable Mentions

" Look at it this least the Bunsen burner didn't come with it!" Submitted by David Baylor, Evansville, Ind.

"The Insurance auditors will be here at 10am, so you have 2 hours to make it look like it supposed to be there." Submitted by Jeanne Clark, Pasadena, Texas

"Those guys in R&D sure are touchy when you tell them to show some results immediately or the project is canceled." Submitted by Robert Andrew

Other Submissions

"Thank God..!! We are safe..!! but next time we will surly wear the helmet…" Submitted by Aditi Rathod, Mumbai

"Look at the size of that container; Mayor Bloomberg will have a coronary! " Submitted by AK, Proj Ops Team Startup Lead 2

" Vast Vase Wastes Base." Submitted by Bob Vaughn

"OK Marion... the new packaging creates and impact I'll give you that but that was my $10,000 antique bookcase.........You're fired!" Submitted by Craig Watkinson, Nottingham, UK

"Don't ever cut R&D's budget again." Submitted by Dale Stout

"That last batch was to dye for." Submitted by Dale Stout

"Why did you bring this green stuff up here it should kept down stairs because it is to heavy see the hole you made." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.

"When you build on a reclaimed land fill you expect to see some bottles pushing up once in a while." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Ms. Brent, correct me if I'm wrong, but the Chemical Department is four floors above us, isn't it?" Submitted by Gus Allen , Cary, NC

"That's the trouble with Heavy Metals." Submitted by Jean Allen, Cleveland, Ohio

"I guess it really is time to retire the Lava Lamp!" Submitted by Keith Wamsley, Nashville

"It's part of the new drug screening pilot program" Submitted by KENNETH HACKMANN

"I keep my bottle locked-up under the desk, if HR sees this you're definitely spending some time in rehab." Submitted by Kevin Summ, Milwaukee

"I guess it really is Heavy water!" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, GA

"Call R&D and tell them we found their missing growth serum." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I wanted it sized-up on paper. . ." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"All I did was ask the lab to drop off a sample. . . " Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"I said grams, not gallons. . ." Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, Ga.

"Maybe we should have been more specific when we told Research Development to start thinking out of the box." Submitted by Michelle Bono

"Penny, go downstairs and tell Fred that we will be moving his instant growth factor lab again." Submitted by Ralph Quigley, Savannah, Ga.

"Happy Secretary's Day. Your flowers will be here tomorrow. " Submitted by Randall Johnson, Piscataway, NJ

"Poor Nelson, He never saw that coming. " Submitted by Robert Andrew

"Call Safety, tell them we've had an 'incident' " Submitted by Robert Andrew

"Please make a note to review our policy on 'sample sizes.' " Submitted by Scott J. Weston

"Please call Jenkins in R&D and let him know that the X213 sample was delivered to the wrong office." Submitted by Scott J. Weston

"Refining that 'God' particle could be complicated." Submitted by Scott W. Griffin