You Write The Cartoon Caption

Congratulations to Scott W. Griffin from Evansville, Ind., for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

And that's why you need a relief valve!

Honorable Mentions

"Tonight, I would like to share my thoughts on the chemical processing phrase, 'BOOM, UP SHE GOES!'" Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"It was just a little dust. . . " Submitted by José de A. Coelho, Brasil

"The last thing I remember is them saying; 'Don’t worry, this is a friendly audit - we are here to help you.'" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, GA

Other Submissions

"Hey... I am the live example of not following Chemical Process Safety...!!  Ha Ha Ha..!!" Submitted by Aditi Rathod, Matunga, Mumbai

"As you can see for yourself, the company's story that a car back fired in the parking lot and that there was not an explosion in the chemical lab was a bit misleading." Submitted by Chuck Lewis

"Remember, safety is no accident." Submitted by Dale Stout, Colorado Springs, Colo.

"No...I'm NOT the Mummy, but, I have now decided on my Halloween costume this fall!!" Submitted by Dean Kirkner

"You call this a safety class? Look What happened to me!" Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, WVa

"If the injuries of the past year were to happen to one individual it would look like this! Next year, Bill will be on display. Let's not hurt him." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"And as my wife was beating me I kept saying it's 'CPS' not 'PMS.'" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"And so, in conclusion, I apologize for basically being an idiot and not following the rules." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"This is NOT my 'Halloween Costume,' it is my failure to follow rule #7, subsection 4, paragraph 3 of the Plant Operating manual." Submitted by George M. Hudak

"I'd like to thank all of you who helped with making my new safety training video, 'How Not to Do It.'" Submitted by Harold Paine

"A funny thing happened on the way to the forum. . ." Submitted by Jim McDow , Augusta, Ga.

"If they had finished taking the rest of the LEFT side of my body, I would be ALL RIGHT now!" Submitted by Jim McDow, Augusta, GA

"As your corporate safety manager, I feel highly uncomfortable kicking off this conference." Submitted by John F. Micheli

"Well . . . I had already done that task a hundred times and this event never happened before. . . " Submitted by José de A. Coelho, Brasil

"And then he said “What happens if I push this red one?" Submitted by Larry Shade, Augusta, GA

"And this is why there should also be protection for the left handed employees in these packing machines!" Submitted by Nídia Sá Caetano

"A funny thing happened on the way to this speech." Submitted by Ray Rachel, Los Angeles, Calif.

"And when I woke up in the Hospital, I remembered it's add acid to water, not water to acid." Submitted by Robert Andrew

"And that’s when I remembered the proper safety protocol . . . " Submitted by Robert Andrew

""Hello, My name is Mayhem, and this is an example of what not to do!" Submitted by Robert Andrew

"Other than the recent 'minor' incident, it has been a great year for process safety at the Plant!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston