Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Dec. 30, 2014

Congratulations to Jonathan Zarych from Kokomo, Ind. His caption made our editors laugh the most.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Honorable Mentions

"So.......Maybe you've been processing nuclear materials long enough." Submitted by Doug Lippy, Baltimore, Md.

"No kidding! Your last job was with the circus?" Submitted by GEORGE HUDAK , Broken Arrow, Okla.

"You must be related to Stretch Armstrong!" Submitted by LAWRENCE FOLEY, Cincinnati. Ohio

"The go go gadget arms are a nice touch." Submitted by Robert Andrew , Lakeland, Fla.

Other Submissions

"I can't understand you! If I were you, I'd be happy and rich in the NBA." Submitted by ASSEM ABDOU, Alexandria, Egypt

"Are u going to explode it?" Submitted by bhavik patel, Nadiad, India

"It's a good thing you have lead underwear." Submitted by Dale Stout , Colorado Springs, Colo.

"You are still touching it!" Submitted by Fred Durrenberger, Columbia, Mo.

"Does it pass the, At arms length, measurement Jerry?" Submitted by George Lavoie, Georgetown, Maine

"I had warned you: handling will affect your arms, same as it was for our noses when smelling!" Submitted by GIANLUCA PREMOLI, Schaffhausen, Switzerland

"So, any special side effects of working here?" Submitted by GREG EISCHEN , WOODVILLE, Ohio

"Really? elastic lab coat for PPE" Submitted by H. Chiong, Cincinnati, Ohio

"Stop extension! The portion of radiation your arms get is proportional with their mass!" Submitted by ILLE JOHANNES, TALLINN, Estonia

"I told you to wear gloves!" Submitted by James Zannis, LASSEUBE, France

"Just tell me when you are ready, my foot is waiting to kick it off!" Submitted by Jesús E. Velázquez, Panjin, China

"Oh my God! Your feet are planted so strongly on the ground. What's the trick?" Submitted by Johann Cruz, Alabang, Muntinlupa City, Philippines

"Make sure that you have the correct PPE on "Plastic Man"!" Submitted by JOHN ALFORD , GARNETT, Kan.

"Show off!" Submitted by JOSEPH BEDSON , San Antonio, Texas

"I've heard of the long arm of the law, but..." Submitted by JOSEPH BEDSON , San Antonio, Texas

"What are you doing?! The humans are already suspicious of us!" Submitted by JOSEPH BEDSON , San Antonio, Texas

"So, does this stuff affect any other appendages?" Submitted by KIRBY HOSTETLER, Barberton, Ohio

"Okay Stretch, that's far enough! You can set it down now." Submitted by MARTIN CZEBOTAR , LINDEN, N.J.

"Your 'rubber' arms are good protection." Submitted by Marvin Sager , Rockville, Md.

"Wow, that vacuum pump really did work!" Submitted by MICHAEL T GREEN , MATTHEWS, N.C.

"Hey Stretch, you have all the solutions. Why not get a job with NIOSH?" Submitted by MIKE KOLF, Rockville, Md.

"Just as well that you've always been at arms length to everything in this place." Submitted by PHIL OWEN , SOUTH PERTH, Australia

"See, I told you your freakishly long arms would make you money some day." Submitted by Riley Rex, Cleveland, Ohio

"DON'T COME HERE! ONLY ROBOTS ARE ALLOWED!" Submitted by SALAHUDEEN IFFAAZ , NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J.

"Arms-length isn't far enough." Submitted by TARA BRONSON, Rancho Cordova, Calif.

"SOMEONE'S BEEN DIPPING THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR TOO LONG EH?" Submitted by VERONICA W