"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Accounting called. They said to tell Mr. 'I Solved the Ethanol Problem'
Honorable Mentions"Who put Jack in charge of Biofuels?" Submitted by Kerwin Orr, Cleveland, Ohio
"Did you say the consultant's name was Dr. Jose Canseco?" Submitted by Greg Norman, Pittsburgh, Pa.
"I knew we shouldn't have rented the office space above the genetics lab." Submitted by Douglas G. Mancosky
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Other Submissions"Maybe now the investors will believe us of our explosive growth potential!" Submitted by James Robertson
"Do you think the new growth formula might work for other things as well?" Submitted by Todd Perkins
"You said you wanted to build our new plant 'bigger and greener'" Submitted by Todd Perkins
"What do you mean you traded our receptionist for some magic beans?" Submitted by Todd Perkins
"Dan, you’ve been sweeping the dirt under the rug again, haven’t you?" Submitted by Shirley G; Towanda, Pa.
"Jack, Where's your Viagra?" Submitted by Jim H., Chicago "I told you not to throw those "blue pills" in my planter!" Submitted by Sam Herb
"Did you mistakenly take the blue "dysfunction" pill for being Quick'n'Grow fertilizer, Ben?" Submitted by Jonas Friberg
"Do you think Jack will be back in time for this afternoon's meeting?" Submitted by Greg Norman
"Should I now stop talking to it?" Submitted by Jatin Shah
"Can we move it outside now, Harold?" Submitted by Scott McKeen
"Remind me again why we didn't go with algae." Submitted by Christyn Olmstead
"Do you think anyone will notice?" Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman
"We'll need a bigger pruning shears." Submitted by Kirk P. Prasser
"Think you used enough fertilizer there, Butch?" Submitted by Steven Bass
"Dr. Jack, is this genetically modified Alien?" Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian, Chennai, India
"How do you think it will work with your hair?" Submitted by Darius Litvinas
"Dr. Jack, planting in the lab is not a Green Chemistry." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramania, Chennai, India
"Susan, I think the boss is going to like our idea of a 'greener industry'." Submitted by Sadia Moin
"Jack. That's more weed than you need for medicinal purposes." Submitted by H. John Kreinheder
"I think Jack should see this." Submitted by Mike Cooney, Brits, South Africa
"You do realize that the presidents desk WAS in that spot, don't you?" Submitted by Bill U.
"I don't think the NDA is going to hold for our patent application . . ." Submitted by Joseph Barbanel
"The plant care service recommended an indoor fern, but you had to get that hybrid climbing vine." Submitted by David Debari
"We should have chosen the Chia Obama instead." Submitted by Norman W.Carlson
"Jack, the formulation is supposed to kill the weeds." Submitted by Joe Davis
"Got insurance?" Submitted by Chuck D.
"Well you did say a plant would be nice in here." Submitted by K. Jones, Lynchburg, Va.
"That's great, Jack, but marketing STILL says kids will prefer Pokemon over your 'Magic Beans'!" Submitted by Christina Laskowski, Troy, N.Y.
"So, Jack traded his company stock option for beans again?" Submitted by Willliam Carrillo, Houston, Texas
"This isn’t what they meant when they said you could have a plant at your desk." Submitted by Lisa M. Pantano, Bridgewater, N.J.
"Jack, I told you not to put those magic beans in the office planter." Submitted by Scott M., Charleston, W. Va.
"Okay . . . maybe the genetically-engineered corn thing is not such a hot idea after all?" Submitted by Dave Lovetro
"Remember the Magic Bean Project we shut down last week?" Submitted by Jonathan W. Cahill, Perrysburg, Ohio
"I always knew Jack had his head in the clouds." Submitted by Zach Clouse, Columbus, Ohio
"Jack, last time someone tried to climb there way to the top in this company they were never seen again." Submitted by Zach Clouse, Columbus, Ohio
"I know the company wanted to go "Green" in a big way, but this is a little extreme! " Submitted by Dan Marsalek
"We have experienced some unexpected product growth." Submitted by Paul Geibler
"Just where do the Frobishers downstairs get their manure from?" Submitted by Rob Falconer, Lakeland, Fla.
"OK, but we’ve no milk for the coffee machine now, Jack." Submitted by Rob Falconer, Lakeland, Fla.
"Jack: what kind of plant is that it looks so big." Submitted by Donald Drummond, Clarksburg, W. Va.