I don't care if you are the boss's son; I'm not testing your snot for
"I don't think we need to waste the time or money checking your sample, you aren't going to pass the pre-employment drug screening." Submitted by Robert Andrews
"I've got to find a better delivery system." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS"Straight from the Synthesis Lab, boss, the next new product! LI (liquid Immortality), and get this: you'll never miss another deadline!" Submitted by Charles E. Parker; Hopatcong, N.J.
"Sure our new product will make your bike go faster . . . assuming it doesn't blow the engine in the process" Submitted by R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"No, Hot Shot! Green fuel does not mean green smoke!" Submitted by Jatin Shah
"Now that I know it runs my bike let's try it in the car, gas is the market we need to get into." Submitted by Erasmo (Moe) Carvajal, Jr.
"Yeah! It's green. But "green" doesn't remove paint." Submitted by Scott Borgstede
"I don't care how cool your bike is, I never take vials of green liquid from strangers!" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"You idiot! The point was to see if there was a performance enhancement with the additive IN the gas tank!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"What have you been working on George? Well, my son was constantly falling off his bike during races . . and so, I thought. . . Yes George, go on. Well here's the new super duper glue I developed." Submitted by Ron Clouse
"No, I won't help wax your dirt bike." Submitted by Philip Baker
"This new ethanol tastes better than it runs." Submitted by Donald M Ernst
"How dare you bring that terrible chemical riding on a motorcycle." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Excellent, Wilson! Now let's try it blindfolded!" Submitted by Paul Menary; Brantford, ON
"You rode a motorcycle down a flight of stairs with one hand while carrying a volatile liquid. Aren't any of you lab boys wrapped tight!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Thanks Mr. Knievel for the quick delivery. Maybe next time you could use the freight elevator!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Riding your motorcycle to a routine screening doesn't bode well for you; neither does a green sample." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"There's no refund. . . I told you it was bio-fuel. I can't help it if stray cats keep following you." Submitted by Jeff Young; Berea, Ohio