Ta Da -- the cool new lab partner you always wanted.
"I think I see why our country has dropped to #10 in science and math." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"Dad, I named my snowman Mr. Edwards after your boss because he has no heart, a fake smile, a long pointed nose and not enough brains to come in out of the cold." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"It's a simple process Dad, basically you need cold, cold temperatures, water, our garden hose with a good nozzle to produce a fine mist. Maximum snow production is achieved through holding the hose at a 45 degree angle and voila...SNOW!" Submitted by Ron Clouse
"It's the Tin man in a snow suite." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger
"Globalwarming?" Submitted by G Collins
"Do you have a clever 'Retort'?" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"How do you like my snowman Dad? The eyes and mouth are coal. The arms and nose are crystal from the chandelier that Mom broke today. She said it would be alright to use them because you wouldn't notice it missing for a long time!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Come on Dad, give him a big hug!" Submitted by Jim Savage
"Look Dad, we're trying a sub-zero process to recover the gold from Timmy's fillings." Submitted by Konrad Schwoerke; Chapel Hill, N.C.
"Gee dad why did you use test tubes for the nose and arms instead a carrot and sticks?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Thanks for the chemistry set dad!" Submitted by Nathan Winfield, Sag Harbor, N.Y.