Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner October 31, 2010

Congratulations to Doug Blakeley of Stoughton, Mass., for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption
I told Jenkins his orifice wasn't big enough, he argued it was, and
then things kind of deteriorated. . .

 

Honorable Mentions

"Well, you did ask for a cost effective way to limit adverse sensory perceptions of our new product." Submitted  by  R. T. Mueller; Hertford, N.C.

"That's the last time I play my bagpipes in the cafeteria!!" Submitted  by  Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.

 
"Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh..." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Actually, no - I didn't get the raise." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.


Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"Dr.Garrison, why do you have a dumb look on your face? Is it because I have test tubes in my ears and nose ha-ha" Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Make it quick. I can only stay unplugged for a couple more minutes." Submitted  by  Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio

"When I suggested adding cooling and ventilation, the project leader told me to try it on my own." Submitted  by  Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio

"I thought sneeking these home in my lunch box, would be a little too obvious." Submitted  by  Tyrone Riley; Norwood, Ohio

"No!. . . I've never taken sensory enhancing drugs!" Submitted  by  Bob vaughn

"Charlie, tell me again how long I have to do this to get rid of my snoring." Submitted  by  Terry Mackin

"Don't cut my budget! I need all these test tubes!" Submitted  by  Jason Pielaet; Batavia, N.Y.

"That's the last time I tell the lab guys a joke." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"How do you like the new smelling and hearing aids?" Submitted  by  Mervin Archer

"Hello, I'm the maintenance specialist you asked for. Unfortunately I forgot my hammer." Submitted  by  Dagoberto Lara; Brazil

"So why do people always assume that I am the most popular guy at a New Year's Eve dance" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"All I said to the boys in the lab was that my son looked like a sissy playing the clarinet . . . and this happened!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"Look at me, I'm a condenser!" Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Please pardon me for not showing you the other one." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Now would not be a good time to talk to the glass blower." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"A little depression isn't enough to collect disability these days." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"It's a Shrek party! Why won't you go as Donkey. . . Mary said she'd go as Princess Fiona." Submitted  by  Jim McDow

"Those guys down in horn testing sure can't take a joke!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"He said I could take my test results and shove them up my nose." Submitted  by  Maria Holt; St. Louis, Mo.

"However did you guess I was a test-tube baby?" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"I'm going to put this up on YouTestTube" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"I'm thinking of going as Avatar for Halloween." Submitted  by  Jill Sommer; Germany