Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner August 8, 2010

Congratulations to Jaclyn E. Shuman of Kingsport, Tenn., for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption

Times are rough, money is tight, and buying in bulk is cheaper;
I get it . . . But do you honestly think you'll have a use for
5,000 gallons of mouthwash?"


Honorable Mentions

"I can't wait to see the Genie that comes out of that bottle!" Submitted  by  Peter Spath; Victor, N.Y.

". . . and that's how I won the low-rider competition!" Submitted  by  Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.

"Dad, I'm sorry about your truck. I just got so excited when Lindsay Lohan called me and asked if I could bring her over a couple things." Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"Hey how did you drive it till here!" Submitted  by  Ravikumar Abbigeri

"We got either the dimensions wrong or the address." Submitted by K. Sahasranaman; India

"Wow!  What a catch!  That'll teach those July 11th helicopter jockeys. Maybe they pick your submission THIS TIME!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

"Sometimes there are drawbacks to buying in bulk at the local warehouse clubs. . . But I got a great deal." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"And where is Grandma going to sit?" Submitted  by  Carolina Rodriguez

"The gods must be crazy -- home delivery on steroids!" Submitted  by  Becky Saxena

"What do you mean, which bottle?" Submitted  by  Dave G.; Chicago

"Ethanol powered vehicles take off !!" Submitted  by  Sebastian Thomas, Sharjah

"When I told the wine guy that I was planning one hell of a party, he said even a Nebuchadnezzar of Champagne wouldn't be enough, and that's when he rolled out the Beelzebub." Submitted  by  Konrad Schwoerke

"Dude, we gonna need a bigger truck." Submitted  by  David A. Martin

"Dad, if you start drinking now by the time you finish the bottle the damage to the truck and everything else will be self-explanatory." Submitted  by  Ariel Rosa

"You newlyweds, time to re-fill the hot tub." Submitted  by  Mike Gaudette; Holyoke, Ma.

"Just how big is that genie?" Submitted  by  Karyn S. DeWolf

"Just how big are the aspirins?" Submitted  by  Mike Gaudette; Holyoke, Ma.

"Well that explains the maker of 1 pound ice cubes; I can't wait to see the delivery system." Submitted  by  Mike Gaudette; Holyoke, Ma.

" I'll never have to pay for gas again, with this used NASA hydrogen fuel cell."Submitted  by  Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ

"It's the big draw back of proto-typing, but when it's smaller all the wheels will be usable again." Submitted  by  Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ

" It shoots bags of garbage into the sun or kids to the top of the Water Park slide!" Submitted  by  Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ

"Seriously Dad! It's not my Rocket Engine Nozzle!" Submitted  by  Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ

"I guess I should have gotten a bigger truck with the solvent recycling machine." Submitted  by  Alan J Vaughn, Mesa, AZ

"Well Bill, I like your story about the Angelic figure riding down from the Heavens on a horse and leaving you this large Champagne bottle telling you that it must be consumed but you really need to convince your wife first!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"No Dad, I do not detect the presence of alcohol in the truck!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"Wow, That big Ape gets mean when he drinks." Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"I would have never a thought that the giant liked white." Submitted  by  Justin Pratt; Buffalo, N.Y.

" I am allowed only one bottle of wine a week." Submitted  by  John M Patterson; Borger, Texas

"According to the manual, heavy is the only type of water that will work." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"When I was bidding on the cartage contract, I should have added enough to lease a larger truck." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"Yeah the range is incredible but to answer your question: I get the steering back at around a half tank." Submitted  by  Cameron Watt

"I told you I was into Heavy Metal." Submitted  by  Daniel Vas; Grafton, Ohio

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