Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner July 25, 2010

Congratulations to Doug Blakeley of Stoughton, Mass., for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

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"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption

HR has informed me of some inappropriate use of X-ray vision
during office meetings.


Honorable Mentions

"And will you stop yelling "Up, up and away!" when you press the elevator button?" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"We don't wanna let you go, but if you don't get some help for your little kryptonite problem, our hands are tied." Submitted  by  Konrad Schwoerke

"I'm sorry but we have to let you go. Your constant complaining about no phone booths and our custodians frequently finding you naked in the broom closets is just too much!" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested the Safety Department purchase superior PPE!"Submitted  by  Laurie Passini; Helmond, Afghanistan

"So your here to take my daughter on a date. Are you employed? Do you travel much? Is there anyone that could vouch for your character?" Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

" Jim, if this is your idea of a flying start for this position, it ain't gonna work!" Submitted  by  Muhammad Farooq Akram; Ghilzai, Jubail, KSA

"I know kids' birthday party's can be rough Stan but we're just a small time talent agency. It could have been worse, I just sent Larry the midget dressed like a girl to a bachelor's party." Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

"Please take that memo down to accounting, but you need to use the stairs. We haven't worked up job safety analysis for flying through the window." Submitted  by  Doug Blakeley; Stoughton, Mass.

"Well Supe, your mother and I are worried. You have no 401K, no life insurance, comic book sells are down. You can't leap out of bed let alone leap a tall building in a single bound. How about coming to work for me in the exciting world of hardware? " Submitted  by  Chuck Lewis

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