Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner September 6, 2009

Congratulations to Gary Palmer. Gary submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption

After two years all you've got is Murphy taking sugar packets from
the cafeteria?


Honorable Mentions

"For $300 you could have bought a GARMIN® GPS." Submitted  by  Larry Haines; Ashtabula, Ohio

"Unfortunately, I can't drive it anywhere... I lost the remote control." Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

 Other Submissions


 "Okay it's a well equipped AMBULANCE, but where is the space to occupy the patient?" Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"Intelligent people are hard to find . . . hence we've installed so many to detect them from the crowd." Submitted  by  Nishan Chandran

"Do or do not.. There is no try." Submitted  by  Jatin Shah

"Yea, I got a great deal on the clunkers program, as soon as the sun comes back out, we can go to lunch!" Submitted  by  Vince Barreto; Blue Springs, Mo.

"Since the all the networks downsized their mobile news units, I freelance for all of them." Submitted  by  Harold Paine

"If you had an i-Phone you could get rid of all this and ride a bike!" Submitted  by  Rob Brendel

"My teenager told me to get a clue. This is bound to help me find one!" Submitted  by  Chip Palmer; Greenville, S.C.

"You oughta see the remote for this baby." Submitted  by  A. K. Shettle, Jr.; Dallas, Texas

"It was my son’s second grade science project." Submitted  by  Jeffrey Haus

"I wanted to rent the Bat Mobile, but it was out. This was the next best thing." Submitted  by  Karyn S. DeWolf

"And my cell phone still has bad reception!"Submitted  by  Corky Botts

"No luck on the football game, but we got some dandy pictures from the Mars Rover!" Submitted  by  Jim Lane

"We are ready to meet any eventuality provided we are informed where the incident takes place."Submitted  by  Rajan Krishnan

" . . . and I can fry an egg on the sidewalk at your feet in under 15 seconds." Submitted  by  Lynn Sample

"This is what the competition came up with in response to our new wireless control system." Submitted  by  Nico Stolz; Malelane, South Africa

"Department of physics is on next turn left." Submitted  by  Darius Litvinas

"Really? You don't know where you are because of interference?" Submitted  by  Art Krugler

". . . and I still can’t find my car keys!" Submitted  by  Stan Stephenson

"No, I am not spying? Whatever gave you that idea?" Submitted  by  Stan Stephenson

" Staying in touch' has it own meaning these days as compared to 20 years ago!" Submitted  by  Maria M. Ludvig; Pasadena, Texas

". . . but I still have to pay for NFL Network." Submitted  by  Joseph Barbanel 

" Yeah, but you should see my wireless bill now!"Submitted  by  Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.

"The dealer said it included satellite radio at no extra cost!!!" Submitted  by  Kent McKean; Winnipeg, MB, Canada

"How else can I keep track of my wife's credit card purchases?" Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

" I don't worry about cops, the FBI or the Internal Revenue, just low bridges." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"The dealer said it's great on gas mileage" Submitted  by  Clifford Ridgeville, Cleveland, Ohio

Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.