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Comical Processing Cartoon Caption Winner September 5, 2014

Ding, ding, ding -- we have a winner: Kirby Hostetler from Barberton, Ohio, wrote the funny caption for this cartoon.

Winner

Narrator: “Andy couldn’t figure out why he always struck out with the ladies.” by Kirby Hostetler

Honorable Mentions

"Trust me, our babies will be perfect..." by Larry Shade

"Have you heard of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? It's kind of like that only different." by Kevin Summ

"I made it myself!" by Paul Studebaker



Other Submissions

"I noticed you had some coarse chin hairs. I developed this just for you." by Barb Merle

"Sure it is green slime now but in another 30 million years it will be a diamond." by Scott Griffin

"You know, I've always felt this chemistry between us..." by Scott P. Shepherd

"I told you the chemistry wasn't missing from our relationship!" by Amy Harold

"A new aphrodisiac extracted from prolific “green slime.”" by Ralph Sager

"It’s body wash, I made it just for you!" by Brad Slye

"Guaranteed to turn your eyes green. Side effects? Not sure." by George M. Hudak

"I liquefied your lizard. Now you tell me you meant you wanted to sell him!" by George M. Hudak

"This batch of my special love potion is so fresh that I didn't have time to transfer it from this flask to a fancy bottle." by Orlando Rainey

"Trust me, drink it!" by George M. Hudak

"Just for you, Bile in a Vial!" by George M. Hudak

"Pure liquid love … freshly squeezed!" by JESUS EMILIO VELAZQUEZ

"Your own special love potion # 9!" by Martin Czebotar

"It’s your favourite, ‘Eau de Nile’ !" by Chris Topham

"Here’s your lager & slime" by Chris Topham

"Do you like my new lube oil? I call it ‘Verdigrease’ !" by Chris Topham

"It may smell bad, but it’s guaranteed to work." by John Opiola

"The guy at store said you can return it if you can figure out what's in it." by Erin Hallstrom

"Just drink this and I turn into Brad Pitt" by Faith Zucker

"...And as proof of my love, I want you to be the first to try..." by Eduardo Magallon

"Great Stuff! See how it is removing the wall paint behind us with no residue??!!" by Keith Wamsley

"I love you. Your bow is so pretty!" by Ben Argo

"Guess what honey, this replaces my Viagra forever!" by Brenda Seggerman

"Here is a chemical juice to drink which will help you with your problems." by Donald Drummond

"It's an inverted Appletini. You sip it from the bottom." by Randy Johnson

"I thought we should exchange fluids before we get serious." by Tara Bronson

"Massage in a bottle." by Mike Bacidore

"Listerine in an interesting bottle is still Listerine." by Katherine Bonfante

".....and don't ever, ever, under any circumstance.......give them water!" by Roger Moore