Honorable Mentions

"Larry it’s show-and-tell not show-and-smell!" Submitted by Ferman Prewitt, Monett, MO

"Albert, the Principal and School Board have warned you about trying to create life in the chemistry lab!" Submitted by Robert Andrew

"Tyler, please don’t bring anymore show-and-tell items from your dad’s chemical plaint." Submitted by Scott J. Weston

Other Submissions

"Don't tell me. Your father works at BP!" Submitted by Dennis Adams

"Sam you brought flowers to me and they are in chemicals Oh stinky" Submitted by Donald Drummond

"Must, yeast, fermentation lock, and time…. Johnny you made wine for your chemistry project?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Alex, what happened to the classrooms’ fish?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Alex, a “love potion”, you made me a love potion?" Submitted by George M. Hudak

"Bobby, I hope this Show and Tell doesn’t blow up and cover all of us in slime like your last one." Submitted by Harold Paine

"Charley, leaving an open Mountain Dew in your locker over summer break doesn't count as a chemistry experiment." Submitted by Hunter May, Cleveland, Ohio

"Little Johnnie when I said I liked toilette water, that's not the kind I was talking about!" Submitted by Jeanne Clark , Pasadena, Texas

"I don’t think the No Child Left Behind Program accounted for situations like this." Submitted by Kevin Summ

"Seriously Johnny, an apple will do just fine." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler

"Miss Honey, I shrunk the family." Submitted by Nancy Klassen

"Johnny, did your father help you with your homework again?" Submitted by Robert Andrew