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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Nov. 18, 2015

Congratulations to Dan Diamantstein of Atlanta. Dan wrote the caption that got the most laughs from our editors.

Winner

Try our new "Angriest Dog in the World" Cyber Security System Risk Free for 90 Days! (Official Disclaimer: Not guaranteed in the presence vacuum cleaners or fireworks). by Dan Diamantstein

Honorable Mentions

"Fido is the only tool that our Chief Information Officer could fit into the budget this year..." by Orlando Rainey

"This is the new desktop model." by John Opiola

"... and Clifford (the Big Red Dog) is guarding the server room!" by Mitch Cooper



Other Submissions

"Just make sure you don't get the password wrong." by Henry Thedawg

"Who said, "Bite the hand that dogs you?"" by Marvin Sager

"Meet Chopper! His favorite dish is Chinese." by Chuck Lewis

"Some times low tech is more effective" by Bobbie Dougherty

"Beware of the dog." by Rogelio Gomez

"Now, who will be the next to try?" by Emilio V y M

"It was just a cat video! And I watched it at lunch!" by George Lavoie

"Cyber Security introduces its Watchdog Timer to limit surfing the internet!" by Jim McDow

"His name is Bruiser - not Browser!" by George Hudak

"ISIS hackers wanted . . . FOR LUNCH!" by Chuck Lewis

"That should take care of the internal security problems!" by Robert Andrew

"Sure he's affective, but who's going to feed and clean up after him?" by Joe Davis

"Don't worry, he's only a hologram. He's almost virtually not real........But are you going to take that chance?" by Joe Davis

"Only 3 people have actually been bitten since utilizing this inovative technology. You ask who? Well...uh.... the mail guy, Bert from building security, and... ugh....his owner." by Joe Davis

"Gigabyte? No, Get a Bite!" by Edwin Drescher

"Don't worry, he won't byte..." by Larry Shade

"No more cat videos to watch!" by Martin Czebotar

"This place is so cheap, they brought in attack dogs to insure employees didn't violate our Computer Access Policy, but no dog food!" by Jeanne Clark

"Wacky Security Agency, by Dastardly & Muttley" by Gianluca Premoli

"If one were brave enough, the password can be found on his collar....yeah, right!" by Joe Davis

"Now that's what I call a 'watchdog' program!" by Steve Cox

"One of these can be very dangerous to your health and safety. The other is a cute puppy." by Kenneth Russell

"Great Solution!!" by Hazael Gonzalez

"IT security has definitely gone to the dogs." by Craig Koerner

"Dear user, here is the manual: - WARNING site: "Grrrrrrrhhh .... ggrrrrrrhhhh....." - RESTRICTED site: "Wouuff.... woouuufff...." - BLOCKED site: "Woouuww ... woooouuuwww..." - CONFIDENTIAL site: " .............. " (no sound due to its mouth parks on your" by Agung Witjaksono

"I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him." by Rebecca Pulmano

"Move slowly and never, ever google "sextant" ..." by Larry Shade

"Relax Spike! Bob is out with a virus NOT his computer!" by Bobbi Siver

"We caught him on YouTube." by Eric Finley

"Browser has been trained to bite any hand inserting a USB drive!" by George Hudak

"Type in a restricted site, lose a hand." by Dave Switzer

"Lap-dog docking station!" by Marty Thode

"The mouse quit now here is the new guy" by Carlos Guadalupe Martinez

"NEXT PLEASE !" by Dan Rigdon