Winner
Now you know why no one else bid on it! by George M. HudakHonorable Mentions
"Here is the new espresso machine for the executives lunch room." by Bill Ebbinghouser
"We were able to find the size you needed up in the mountains of Kentucky, but I’m still picking buckshot out of my rear." by Joe Davis
"You're the envy of every microbrewery in town." by Dale Stout
Other Submissions
"Don't ask me. . . I just deliver the stuff. Let your moral compass be your guide." by Aiden Williams
"We heard your career was in the tank...sign here." by Dale Stout
"Agitator? No sir! I am just a delivery man." by George M. Hudak
"Sight glass? No, nothing on the BOL about a sight glass." by George M. Hudak
"Cool! A breast cancer awareness vessel for making breast cancer treatment drugs." by George M. Hudak
"We’re going Pink now, the Green revolution has stalled!" by George M. Hudak
"Pink vessels, Pink Ribbons… Can’t we just focus on making good products?" by George M. Hudak
"You wouldn’t believe the number of DOT permits we need to haul it these way." by Harold Paine
"You wrote “cubic meters”… not “cubic centimeters”… so just sign and put it in your lab!" by Raul Sabadi
"I’ve got a delivery ticket for a reactor of unknown usage." by Robert Andrew
"You forgot to push the radio button specifying you wanted a lab bench unit." by Joe Davis
"Shake well after use." by Jatin Shah
"Oh… I guess somebody miss-entered the units, Your PO says millimeters, and my paperwork was for meters… So where do you want it?" by Robert Andrew
"Well here's your prototype. 'Man, I sure hope I'm off sick the day the finished one needs delivered!'" by Chuck Lewis
"Can you bring it inside please" by Frank Malek
"So you're here by yourself and you have never driven a forklift? Bummer!!!" by Chuck Lewis