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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner Dec. 21, 2016

Congratulations to Ohio's Chuck Lewis. Chuck penned the funniest caption, according to our editors.

Winner

Fascinating Rogers. The green beaker has only been in the test car for two minutes and is complaining to the test tube that the car is too cold, the seat is too firm and the radio is too loud. by Chuck Lewis

Honorable Mentions

"Subjects are just sitting there, seemingly oblivious to the absence of controls. I guess we just check the box as, [x] No reaction..." by Dave Ladd

"Don't tell me to put a cork in it! Oh, you're talking about them." by John Paulk

"Sorry Fred, regardless of the motto, this is not what the DOT means when they are talking about the transportation of dangerous chemicals." by Joe Davis



Other Submissions

"They told me to put chemical safety in the driver seat." by Hillary Drumpf

"Now let's hope they survive the crash test." by John Ostrander

"Lets see if the GOOGLE car is better than a TESLA.. I can tell you; That car was a mess inside when it returned from its test drive." by Albert Walrave

"Is this car automatic or manual shift?" by Marvin Sager

"We've got chemistry here, you feel it? I felt it! Way to go Janet! - Blind date commercial" by Dave Ladd

"When did Test Tube start seeing Erlenmeyer Flask? Wonder if his wife, Beaker, knows." by Karyn DeWolf

"These are our new Overlords. I thought it would have been Google too Jerry." by George Lavoie

"I think we forgot the safety lids!" by Martin Czebotar

"We are leading the industry initiative towards chemical safety." by Christopher Spoor

"Hope they do not react violently during the journey ???" by Vijay Mandlik

"One more of these crash tests and I'm going to explode!!" by Ron Belk

"I don't think this is what the boss had in mind when he said to 'ensure chemical safety'." by Christina Hermens

"Do you have your car insurance updated?" by Jesús Velázquez

"Buckle up for safety, buckle up....THANKS ALOT Henry. Now I got that old PSA jingle from the '60's stuck in my head." by Joe Davis

"John:"The solvent reduction factor is now back in balance according international agreements" Jim:" Sorry, are you talking about percentages or....?''" by Freddy Stouthamer

"What do you mean they don't like the citrus air freshener smell? The flask is isothiocyante and the test tube is methyl mercaptan for crying out loud." by Joe Davis

"Maybe we should switch them. It says here that flasks are safer drivers than cylinders." by Craig Koerner

"You know Henry, we've just created a very volatile situation. Remember that long trip we took, regretfully after eating those burritos? Similar gassy situation here." by Joe Davis

"Somehow I don't think this is what the government regulations meant about how to dispose of hazardous waste." by Cherie Avallon

"Better fill the airbags w/ nitrogen." by Kermit Sheker

"Although I feel we have a certain chemistry, I haven't been able to get any reaction from our two test subjects to any of our tests." by Beverly Konieczny

"Now put 'Products' into the GPS and drive the reaction? Please tell me you didn't submit this batch sheet for approval?" by Mitch Cooper

"Let's Hope They Behave!. We Can not Afford a New Car!" by Rabih Zayed

"Be Buckled Up To Avoid Uncontrolled Reaction" by Ejaz Ul Haque

"I hope they don't boil over from road rage. They were very volatile during the final paperwork for the car." by Lucas Krupp

"For the launch of our new safer chemicals product line we hired a marketing agency that worked for the auto industry." by Fred Durrenberger

"So far Animals, Plants, Fungi, & Bacteria have not survived." by George Hudak

"Test # 365. Protists Let's see if primordial life in the primordial soup can survive!" by Oklahoma