"Will this cologne really attract women to me?" Submitted by Kent M., Indianapolis, Ind.
"Hey Kurt: What kind of chemical did you give me?" Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"There's definitely something fishy going on around here." Submitted by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.
"This pilot plant project has me filled to the gills." Submitted by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.
"What do you mean HR wants to see me about violating the personal appearance code?" Submitted by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.
"You must be new here… I'm the one they call Old-Timer . . . " Submitted by Mark M., Belton, Texas
"Maybe a little too much Tabasco . . . " Submitted by Rob F., Lakeland, Fla.
"I hate Mondays." Submitted by Brian M., Chicago
"I told you we didn't have the ratio right." Submitted by Hillary F., Boston
"I knew I should have worn gloves." Submitted by Faith D., Cleveland
" I knew there was something fishy going on with this experiment..." Submitted by Mark R., New York
"Since we don't know how to classify this, we can label it as no "known" side effects." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"Why thank you, I did have my lab coat fitted by a tailor." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"OK, so this one's going to make my wings functional?" Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"I don't think that's Dr. Pepper's formula. I believe it's 23, not 724 ingredients." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"Eh, give it to marketing anyway. They can use a slogan like "Go Green"." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"Anderson, snap out of it, I'm not green and scaly. You've just been in that new pharmaceutical room again. They still haven't fixed the ventilation system." Submitted by Chris P., St. Louis
"'Try it!' you said. 'What could go wrong?!' you said..." Submitted by Polly D., Chicago
"You are never talking me into Truth or Dare again!" Submitted by Polly D., Chicago
"There seems to be some minor side effects from skin contact." Submitted by Larry R., Conshohocken, Pa.
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