"Hey Kurt: What kind of chemical did you give me?" Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.

 "There's definitely something fishy going on around here." Submitted  by Ken S., Itasca, Ill.

"This pilot plant project has me filled to the gills." Submitted  by  Ken S., Itasca, Ill.

"What do you mean HR wants to see me about violating the personal appearance code?" Submitted  by  Ken S., Itasca, Ill.

"You must be new here… I'm the one they call Old-Timer . . . " Submitted by Mark M., Belton, Texas

"Maybe a little too much Tabasco . . . " Submitted  by Rob F., Lakeland, Fla.

"I hate Mondays." Submitted  by  Brian M., Chicago

"I told you we didn't have the ratio right." Submitted  by  Hillary F., Boston

"I knew I should have worn gloves." Submitted  by  Faith D., Cleveland

" I knew there was something fishy going on with this experiment..." Submitted  by  Mark R., New York

"Since we don't know how to classify this, we can label it as no "known" side effects." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"Why thank you, I did have my lab coat fitted by a tailor." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"OK, so this one's going to make my wings functional?" Submitted by  Chris P., St. Louis

"I don't think that's Dr. Pepper's formula. I believe it's 23, not 724 ingredients." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"Eh, give it to marketing anyway. They can use a slogan like "Go Green"." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"Anderson, snap out of it, I'm not green and scaly. You've just been in that new pharmaceutical room again. They still haven't fixed the ventilation system." Submitted  by  Chris P., St. Louis

"'Try it!' you said. 'What could go wrong?!' you said..." Submitted  by  Polly D., Chicago

"You are never talking me into Truth or Dare again!" Submitted  by  Polly D., Chicago

"There seems to be some minor side effects from skin contact." Submitted by Larry R., Conshohocken, Pa.

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