"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Hmmm, you might want to update the MSDS . . .
"I didn't drink it, I swear!" Submitted by Sherry J., Rouses Point, N.Y.
"We want our products to be green, not our employees!!" Submitted by Jim H., Chicago
"Could you finish this? I'm not feeling myself today." Submitted by Annette J.
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"I thought you said this was the "Incredible Hulk" formula!!" Submitted by Jim H., Chicago
"So, I am already invisible or just like you?!" Submitted by Carlos P., Jubail, Saudi Arabia
"Nope! Needs more caffeine!" Submitted by Jatin S., Mumbai, India
"Should we include this as potential side-effects?" Submitted by Bobby B., Cincinnati, Ohio
"What's in this glass that you gave me?" Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Yuk -- This tastes like sour milk." Submitted by Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Oh No! The sip you tried just turned you into a human." Submitted by Norman B., San Antonio, Texas
"We could call it 'Green Bull', I did get wings after all!!!" Submitted by Kent M., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
"I guess you were right when you said it wasn't quite ready for human trials." Submitted by Scott M., South Charleston, W. Va.
"Management told me, 'Time, cost, and quality - pick two . . .'" Submitted by Steve A., Kingsport, Tenn.
"There appears to be some side affects with the new swine flu vaccine." Submitted by Nancy P., Barberton, Ohio
"Didn't fix my nose, but YOU try it." Submitted by Craig E., Lees Summit, Mo.
". . . and this is why you should always read the MSDS." Submitted by Shirley G., Towanda, Pa.
"OK, I tried version A, now it's YOUR turn to try version B." Submitted by Robb S.
"Scale-up? No, cross-contamination!" Submitted by Darius L.
"What's wrong with me, Huh?" Submitted by Chris K., Indianapolis
"I told you this company was taking the whole "green technology" thing too aggressively." Submitted by Mike M., Toledo, Ohio
"Glad I took the antidote. I was feeling a little too human." Submitted by Jeff R., Geismar, La.
"So . . . did it make my teeth whiter?" Submitted by Tyson M.
"Suddenly, I'm in the mood for a swim." Submitted by Fred T., Edison, N.J.
"Will this cologne really attract women to me?" Submitted by Kent M., Indianapolis, Ind.