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"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Hmmm, you might want to update the MSDS . . .

Honorable Mentions

"I didn't drink it, I swear!" Submitted by  Sherry J., Rouses Point, N.Y.

"We want our products to be green, not our employees!!" Submitted  by  Jim H., Chicago

"Could you finish this? I'm not feeling myself today." Submitted by Annette J.

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Other Submissions

 "I thought you said this was the "Incredible Hulk" formula!!" Submitted  by  Jim H., Chicago

"So, I am already invisible or just like you?!" Submitted  by  Carlos P., Jubail, Saudi Arabia

"Nope! Needs more caffeine!" Submitted  by  Jatin S., Mumbai, India

"Should we include this as potential side-effects?" Submitted  by  Bobby B., Cincinnati, Ohio

"What's in this glass that you gave me?" Submitted  by  Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Yuk -- This tastes like sour milk." Submitted  by  Donald D., Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Oh No! The sip you tried just turned you into a human." Submitted  by  Norman B., San Antonio, Texas

"We could call it 'Green Bull', I did get wings after all!!!" Submitted  by  Kent M., Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"I guess you were right when you said it wasn't quite ready for human trials." Submitted  by  Scott M., South Charleston, W. Va.

"Management told me, 'Time, cost, and quality - pick two . . .'" Submitted  by  Steve A., Kingsport, Tenn.

"There appears to be some side affects with the new swine flu vaccine." Submitted  by Nancy P., Barberton, Ohio

"Didn't fix my nose, but YOU try it." Submitted  by  Craig E., Lees Summit, Mo.

". . . and this is why you should always read the MSDS." Submitted  by  Shirley G., Towanda, Pa.

"OK, I tried version A, now it's YOUR turn to try version B." Submitted  by  Robb S.

"Scale-up? No, cross-contamination!" Submitted  by  Darius L.

"What's wrong with me, Huh?" Submitted  by  Chris K., Indianapolis

"I told you this company was taking the whole "green technology" thing too aggressively." Submitted  by  Mike M., Toledo, Ohio

"Glad I took the antidote. I was feeling a little too human." Submitted  by  Jeff R., Geismar, La.

"So . . . did it make my teeth whiter?" Submitted  by  Tyson M.

"Suddenly, I'm in the mood for a swim." Submitted  by  Fred T., Edison, N.J.

"Will this cologne really attract women to me?" Submitted  by  Kent M., Indianapolis, Ind.