"Everybody and everything gets downsized . . . but not the oil industry." Submitted by Jatin D. Shah; Mumbai, India
"The dealer said with their SUV I would get 1,000 miles on 1 jerry can of gas." Submitted by James Davidson
"Al Gore ran out of gas down the road. He needs to fill his SUV." Submitted by James Carlock
"The Grand Prize was a free can of gas. Fill-er-up!" Submitted by Bo Getty
"Do you think this will help the economic stimulus plan?" Submitted by Ronald Dixon
"We're ready for Green House Gas Emissions taxes, are you?" Submitted by Tom Williams; Richmond, Va.
"What’s the big deal . . . I drive a Hummer." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Some guy from Dubai gave it to me for free, can you believe it?" Submitted by Jay Sheerer
"Don't just stand there looking at it. Fill it." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"Gulliver's run out of gas again." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"But don't tell anyone what Obama told me - I don't want to start a panic." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.