"Everybody and everything gets downsized . . . but not the oil industry."  Submitted by Jatin D. Shah; Mumbai, India

"The dealer said with their SUV I would get 1,000 miles on 1 jerry can of gas." Submitted  by  James Davidson

"Al Gore ran out of gas down the road. He needs to fill his SUV." Submitted  by  James Carlock

"The Grand Prize was a free can of gas. Fill-er-up!" Submitted  by  Bo Getty

"Do you think this will help the economic stimulus plan?" Submitted  by  Ronald Dixon

"We're ready for Green House Gas Emissions taxes, are you?" Submitted  by  Tom Williams; Richmond, Va.

"What’s the big deal . . . I drive a Hummer." Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Some guy from Dubai gave it to me for free, can you believe it?" Submitted  by  Jay Sheerer

"Don't just stand there looking at it. Fill it." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"Gulliver's run out of gas again." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"But don't tell anyone what Obama told me - I don't want to start a panic." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.