"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
It's my retirement fund . . . according to my broker it's the only
thing guaranteed to go up in value.
"It's for a Government-sponsored project." Submitted by Tim Van Dyke, Medina, Ohio " No, I'm not compensating for something else." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler "It's left over from our Y2K plans so I thought we could use it for our pandemic planning." Submitted by Tom Dingo
"It's for a Government-sponsored project." Submitted by Tim Van Dyke, Medina, Ohio
" No, I'm not compensating for something else." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler
"It's left over from our Y2K plans so I thought we could use it for our pandemic planning." Submitted by Tom Dingo
"This is the gas tank for my new hybrid." Submitted by Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla.
"After Cap-and-Trade I wont be able to afford any." Submitted by Mike Resetarits; Stillwater, Okla.
"My wife just bought a Hummer." Submitted by Mike Resetarits; Stillwater, Okla.
"As the dollar goes down, gasoline goes up!" Submitted by Larry Addington; Quapaw, Okla.
"This "Jerry" lives life "King" size." Submitted by Jatin D. Shah; Mumbai, India
"We're gonna need a longer hose." Submitted by Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.
"It's only a Smart car under there, I just want everyone to think I earn enough to drive a real gas guzzler." Submitted by Simon Brown
"Yep, last time we jump started it, must've blacked out most of the east coast." Submitted by W. Carroll Fox, Jr.
"Actually, getting the cap off is pretty easy. The real trick with this thing is to not open the air vent to better control the flow when pouring." Submitted by David Debari
"You think that's big, you should see my lawn mower!" Submitted by Thomas Spence; Dayton, Ohio
"OK, so my lawn mower is not exactly what you would call Green." Submitted by Greg Morgan
"Yeah, King Kong. He just dropped it by and said he'd be back next week to pick it up." Submitted by C. Elwell, Lees Summit, Mo.
"I know, I know, but it was the only size they had left!" Submitted by Reid Yeargan; Valdosta, Ga.
"She was kinda' cute and had run out of gas, so I told her we'd give her enough to fill a Gerry can . . then this thing showed up." Submitted by George R. Litwinski
"Please hurry, I've got a long walk back to my car." Submitted by Willy Wilson; Austin, Texas