"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
We need help tracking down who's stealing all our helium.
"Looks like the warehouse of worthless knowledge is full! Now what do we do?" Submitted by Ron Dixon
"Remember . . . we categorically deny that cell phone usage leads to brain tumors." Submitted by Steve Solis; Salinas, Calif.
"Just don't let this promotion go to your head." Submitted by Lee Winfield, Bristol, N.H.
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"This is the activity of Sildenafil citrate molecule when I rubbed it over the head." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
" OK, sore neck? Could be your monitor height. . . we'll need an ergonomics survey." Submitted by Dale Rhodes
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!" Submitted by Ferman Prewitt; Monett, Mo.
"This is not wise to ask for the salary hike by showing your head height." Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India
"Why don't you start putting those ideas in your head into action?" Submitted by Teofilo de Jesus Jr.; Jurong, Singapore
"You need to share your ideas with the rest of the team." Submitted by Teofilo de Jesus Jr.; Jurong, Singapore
"Son, is something bugging you?" Submitted by Jatin D. Shah