". . . And then the guy in the white coat said 'The slime coat on these fish inhibits H1N1.'" Submitted by Dale Rhodes
"What the? I just swam through a warm spot . . . " Submitted by Kevin A. Wilke
"I've heard them talking about a new green chemical with impact zero on environment . . . " Submitted by Bianca Gandolfi
"I was supposed to be a tuna, what were you supposed to be?" Submitted by Albert Pye III; Logan Township, N.J.
"I would have never guessed this is how they made Evian." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler
"When I was young I wanted to play Hockey, but I found I had a real talent for completive swimming." Submitted by P. D. "Nick" Thielen; Minneapolis, Minn.
"Now they want me to write a blog too!" Submitted by Amy Harold; Trumbull, Conn.
"The last thing I remember was going round and round in the toilet, when I woke up I was in here." Submitted by Troy Jepsen; Gowrie, Iowa
"This bowl is only big enough just for one get out and your own."Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W.Va.
"Life's a batch!! Let's stir things up. . . " Submitted by George Laryea; Weehawken, N.J.
"Yeah, I was caught trying to eat the worm in this Tequila too." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"So, after millions of dollars, these scientists decide we fish have a memory span of . . . now what was it?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Dude you feeling thirsty?" Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India.
"I've gotta stop volunteering for these studies." Submitted by Jody Miller, Sandusky, Ohio