"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
I finally figured it out. . . we're the "2" in H2O.
"Mike and Susan failed to read the fine print outlined in the relocation package." Submitted by Jason Gathright
"The rent's not bad, but the view . . ." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"What are you in for?" Submitted by Shirley G. Towanda, Pa.
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"Let's just hope this new health drink with Essence of Fish won't get FDA approval. Then probably they will release us." Submitted by Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.
". . . I know its a little bit more than what you wanted to spend but for a waterfront home in this neighborhood with such a spectacular view, I'd say it was a steal." Submitted by Lisa Jones
"Mmm. . . I was just wondering, what do you think that grey thing is on the end?" Submitted by James Loar
"And if you believe the scientist global warming will mean that water levels will go up! Shows what they know." Submitted by Steve McGhie
"Hey, what is the "stink" about? Are you emitting fumes?" Submitted by Nancy Gooding ; Port Jervis, N.Y.
"The kids are in one of those bottles." Submitted by Robert Andrew
"Look pal, I don't swim in your toilet . . . " Submitted by Scott Stoll
"Have you seen Nemo anywhere?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
". . . And then the guy in the white coat said 'The slime coat on these fish inhibits H1N1.'" Submitted by Dale Rhodes
"What the? I just swam through a warm spot . . . " Submitted by Kevin A. Wilke
"I've heard them talking about a new green chemical with impact zero on environment . . . " Submitted by Bianca Gandolfi
"I was supposed to be a tuna, what were you supposed to be?" Submitted by Albert Pye III; Logan Township, N.J.
"I would have never guessed this is how they made Evian." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler
"When I was young I wanted to play Hockey, but I found I had a real talent for completive swimming." Submitted by P. D. "Nick" Thielen; Minneapolis, Minn.
"Now they want me to write a blog too!" Submitted by Amy Harold; Trumbull, Conn.
"The last thing I remember was going round and round in the toilet, when I woke up I was in here." Submitted by Troy Jepsen; Gowrie, Iowa
"This bowl is only big enough just for one get out and your own."Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W.Va.
"Life's a batch!! Let's stir things up. . . " Submitted by George Laryea; Weehawken, N.J.
"Yeah, I was caught trying to eat the worm in this Tequila too." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"So, after millions of dollars, these scientists decide we fish have a memory span of . . . now what was it?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"Dude you feeling thirsty?" Submitted by Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India.
"I've gotta stop volunteering for these studies." Submitted by Jody Miller, Sandusky, Ohio