"What are you sitting there holding that stupid air plane? Well say something." " Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"After the plant went to all digital recordkeeping, Rod found a new use for the old historical records!" Submitted by Niels Jensen; Slangerup, Denmark
"Back to nature . . ." Submitted by Wilfred J. Robin; Conover, N.C.
"After years as a chief tank farm inspector, Dave retires." Submitted by Hugh Sandgathe
"Technology, a wonderful thing, it has taken paper pushing to a new art." Submitted by Richard Wooten;
"Excellent and funny way to destroy obsolete records in our record administration system!"Submitted by Roberto Molina; Monterrey, Mexico
"What? I can’t help the office go paperless by doing this."Submitted by Nimit Amipara
"I'll give you this paper duckie for a right arm." Submitted by Jason Gathright
"After he finished entering 30 years of chemical patent data into the computer, Jenkins took a break for his favorite past time . . . unmanned aircraft design." Submitted by Don Haese; Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
"After having been fooled into thinking origami was an oriental martial art, Derek was ready to take on the Mafia." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" The pressure finally got to Steve." Submitted by Paul Rooney, Cleveland