"No, you cannot have my nose to rest your eyes on!!" Submitted by Jim H, Chicago
"Green Technology eh? But you got a huge environmental foot print!" Submitted by K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India
"Mr. Enzyme, you say you are a Biofuels research expert. What are your credentials?" Submitted by Michael Simpson; Austin, Texas
"According to this report, you ate your co-workers. We'd like to submit you for a management position." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"Yes, I understand that you are a nonresident alien, but I still need to see your Green Card, Visa, and Social Security card if you want to apply for the job." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"Just get over it already . . . you've been green with envy ever since I got promoted over you!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"This is H.R., the Medical Department is down the hall." Submitted by Maria M. Ludvig; Pasadena, Texas
"You tried the new vaccine I see!" Submitted by Robert Andrew
" So, you're my blind date?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"EEK: What are you doing here?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg W. Va.
"No, whilst I accept that the job description didn't actually specify that the applicant had to be human . . ." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"The I.T. people definitely told me this bug had been fixed." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"You've indeed got the Killer Looks" Submitted by Nishan Chandran; Mumbai, India
"Your contract clearly states this side effect is possible." Submitted by Sarah Schlund; Medina, Ohio