Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner October 17, 2009

Congratulations to Don Haese of Fort Lauderdale, Fla. Don submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

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"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption

I'm breaking it off Howard. The chemistry just isn't the same.

 

Honorable Mentions

"No, you can't believe those Material Safety Data Sheets -- there are NO mutagens in your lab! Now get back to work!" Submitted  by  Kent Moraga; Indianapolis, Ind.


"Do we need to have another conversation about safety glasses?"
Submitted  by  Kori G. King

"Unfortunately, you didn't pass the drug test."Submitted  by  Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.


Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

 Other Submissions

 "I see you have experience in going green." Submitted  by  Michael Akins

"Stanley, you can get out of your disguise now, the layoffs were yesterday." Submitted  by  Ken Keiser; Spring House, Pa.

"We're looking for someone with more experience, I'm afraid you're a little too . . . uh . . . green." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"You were warned that the 'Life in the Clinical Trials Lab would be like a box of chocolates.'" Submitted  by  Jatin Shah

"Your claim has been rejected because you misspelled teratogen." Submitted  by  Matthew S. Walczer; Bethlehem, Pa.

"sooooo, let me get this right, your last job was in an environmental testing lab." Submitted  by  Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.

"So you ARE allergic to the new Swine Flu vaccine." Submitted  by  Chad Garibaldi; St. Louis, Mo,

"You will just have to use your sick days like everyone else." Submitted  by  Pamela Nelson

"No, you cannot have my nose to rest your eyes on!!" Submitted  by  Jim H, Chicago

"Green Technology eh? But you got a huge environmental foot print!" Submitted  by  K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India

"Mr. Enzyme, you say you are a Biofuels research expert. What are your credentials?" Submitted  by  Michael Simpson; Austin, Texas

"According to this report, you ate your co-workers. We'd like to submit you for a management position." Submitted  by  Todd Perkins

"Yes, I understand that you are a nonresident alien, but I still need to see your Green Card, Visa, and Social Security card if you want to apply for the job." Submitted  by  Todd Perkins

"Just get over it already . . . you've been green with envy ever since I got promoted over you!" Submitted  by  Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.

"This is H.R., the Medical Department is down the hall." Submitted  by  Maria M. Ludvig; Pasadena, Texas

"You tried the new vaccine I see!" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

" So, you're my blind date?" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"EEK: What are you doing here?" Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg W. Va.

"No, whilst I accept that the job description didn't actually specify that the applicant had to be human . . ." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"The I.T. people definitely told me this bug had been fixed." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"You've indeed got the Killer Looks" Submitted  by  Nishan Chandran; Mumbai, India

"Your contract clearly states this side effect is possible." Submitted  by  Sarah Schlund; Medina, Ohio

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