"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
I'm breaking it off Howard. The chemistry just isn't the same.
"No, you can't believe those Material Safety Data Sheets -- there are NO mutagens in your lab! Now get back to work!" Submitted by Kent Moraga; Indianapolis, Ind.
"Do we need to have another conversation about safety glasses?" Submitted by Kori G. King
"Unfortunately, you didn't pass the drug test."Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
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"I see you have experience in going green." Submitted by Michael Akins
"Stanley, you can get out of your disguise now, the layoffs were yesterday." Submitted by Ken Keiser; Spring House, Pa.
"We're looking for someone with more experience, I'm afraid you're a little too . . . uh . . . green." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"You were warned that the 'Life in the Clinical Trials Lab would be like a box of chocolates.'" Submitted by Jatin Shah
"Your claim has been rejected because you misspelled teratogen." Submitted by Matthew S. Walczer; Bethlehem, Pa.
"sooooo, let me get this right, your last job was in an environmental testing lab." Submitted by Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.
"So you ARE allergic to the new Swine Flu vaccine." Submitted by Chad Garibaldi; St. Louis, Mo,
"You will just have to use your sick days like everyone else." Submitted by Pamela Nelson