"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

I'm breaking it off Howard. The chemistry just isn't the same.

 

Honorable Mentions

"No, you can't believe those Material Safety Data Sheets -- there are NO mutagens in your lab! Now get back to work!" Submitted  by  Kent Moraga; Indianapolis, Ind.

"Do we need to have another conversation about safety glasses?" Submitted  by  Kori G. King

"Unfortunately, you didn't pass the drug test."Submitted  by  Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.


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 Other Submissions

 "I see you have experience in going green." Submitted  by  Michael Akins

"Stanley, you can get out of your disguise now, the layoffs were yesterday." Submitted  by  Ken Keiser; Spring House, Pa.

"We're looking for someone with more experience, I'm afraid you're a little too . . . uh . . . green." Submitted  by  Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio

"You were warned that the 'Life in the Clinical Trials Lab would be like a box of chocolates.'" Submitted  by  Jatin Shah

"Your claim has been rejected because you misspelled teratogen." Submitted  by  Matthew S. Walczer; Bethlehem, Pa.

"sooooo, let me get this right, your last job was in an environmental testing lab." Submitted  by  Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.

"So you ARE allergic to the new Swine Flu vaccine." Submitted  by  Chad Garibaldi; St. Louis, Mo,

"You will just have to use your sick days like everyone else." Submitted  by  Pamela Nelson