Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner October 4, 2009

Congratulations to Wayne Maceyka. Wayne submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.

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"Comical Processing," features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Comical Processing cartoon caption

Unfortunately we installed Windows Vista, so that's pretty much all it can do.

 

Honorable Mentions

"I didn't realize I would get this when I asked management for Advanced Process Control." Submitted  by  K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India

"Wait, weren't there two of them?" Submitted  by  Jory Schossau

"I shall be master of the world - er, just as long as there aren't any stairs." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.


Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

 Other Submissions

" I don't think I'm gonna get the H1N1 vaccination after all . . . " Submitted  by  Daniel Gaba; Cleveland, Ohio

"I am the Laplace Transformer." Submitted  by  K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India

"Where is the on button?" Submitted  by  anonymous, Marathon Oil Co.

"I can’t believe it! They left out the cup holder!" Submitted  by  Mark Stidham; San Diego, Calif.

" Hope he won't ask extra wages and do strike in the company." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"Does this happen to every project with Marketing?Submitted  by  Jory Schossau

" We're gonna send this Alien along with the US troops to Afganistan." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"This is the new alien that the NASA scientist brought from the space."Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"Terminator 4 part is going to launch. Arnold is inside the mask." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"I want a leftie." Submitted  by  Melissa Ong

"So this is the new TSA approved security guard?" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"I think we need to do a change in the design. This creation has a tendency to register for a trade union." Submitted  by  Rajan Krishnan; Kochi, Kerala, India

"HR says we need to pay it minimum wage, restrict use to a 40 hour work week, and give it 2 weeks vacation per year. I’m programming it to “terminate” HR." Submitted  by  Todd Perkins

"Can it track down my missing cup of coffee?" Submitted  by  Sherry Jensen; Rouses Point, N.Y.

"This will make a great replacement for the paper shredder.Submitted  by  Sherry Jensen; Rouses Point, N.Y.

" So... It runs on four D batteries, right?" Submitted  by  Sherry Jensen; Rouses Point, N.Y.

"I suggested automation to allow us to decrease headcount. This is what R&D came up with . . ." Submitted  by  Todd Perkins

"It can do the work of ten men, or at least it could if we could get it through the door . . ." Submitted  by  Todd Perkins

"No Chuck, Speedo's aren't appropriate -- even on a robot." Submitted  by  Kevin A. Wilke

"When I asked if you could get something from the stuff in the salvage yard, I meant to see if you could sell it on E-bay." Submitted  by  Karyn S. DeWolf

"It'll annihilate anyone who doesn't agree to my plans for world peace."Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"I shall be master of the world - er, just as long as there aren't any stairs." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"What are you standing for: go and zap them."Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"I got the blueprint from 'Lost In Space'" Submitted  by  Judy Craft, Cleveland, Ohio

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