"I wanted to rent the Bat Mobile, but it was out. This was the next best thing." Submitted by Karyn S. DeWolf
"And my cell phone still has bad reception!"Submitted by Corky Botts
"No luck on the football game, but we got some dandy pictures from the Mars Rover!" Submitted by Jim Lane
"We are ready to meet any eventuality provided we are informed where the incident takes place."Submitted by Rajan Krishnan
" . . . and I can fry an egg on the sidewalk at your feet in under 15 seconds." Submitted by Lynn Sample
"This is what the competition came up with in response to our new wireless control system." Submitted by Nico Stolz; Malelane, South Africa
"Department of physics is on next turn left." Submitted by Darius Litvinas
"Really? You don't know where you are because of interference?" Submitted by Art Krugler
". . . and I still can’t find my car keys!" Submitted by Stan Stephenson
"No, I am not spying? Whatever gave you that idea?" Submitted by Stan Stephenson
" Staying in touch' has it own meaning these days as compared to 20 years ago!" Submitted by Maria M. Ludvig; Pasadena, Texas
". . . but I still have to pay for NFL Network." Submitted by Joseph Barbanel
" Yeah, but you should see my wireless bill now!"Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
"The dealer said it included satellite radio at no extra cost!!!" Submitted by Kent McKean; Winnipeg, MB, Canada
"How else can I keep track of my wife's credit card purchases?" Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
" I don't worry about cops, the FBI or the Internal Revenue, just low bridges." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"The dealer said it's great on gas mileage" Submitted by Clifford Ridgeville, Cleveland, Ohio