|So, tell me more about this 'Wireless HART' option.|
"A wireless model? I'm not sure..." Submitted by Eduardo Magallón C.
"I thought the rental agreement said 'No Strings Attached.'" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"Not sure how I got roped into this one Larry" Submitted by Ian Cairns
OTHER SUBMISSIONS"We've become attached to each other." Submitted by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, Colo.
"Hey Stan, could you come back later? I'm kinda tied up right now." Submitted by John Soper
"A few wire ties will fix this right up!" Submitted by Thomas C. Hallin
"When you think about it, this is actually a good thing. Now you know what not to do!" Submitted by Larry Shade; Augusta, Ga.
"I've got to go to a meeting. Call me when you get this cleaned up. . . " Submitted by Larry Shade; Augusta, Ga.
"Umm. . .would you believe 'bungee jumping?'" Submitted by Jatin D. Shah
"The challenge here is that this is a mess." Submitted by Gail McGrew
"I don't want to hear any more of your complaints about 'red tape.'" Submitted by John Street
"Did you actually read the latest Rigging Procedure update before signing it?" Submitted by Bob Vaughn
"Would you believe it's hard to push a cable?" Submitted by Richard Morgan
"Five minutes? Sure, no problem. " Submitted by Rick Kirkley
"Sorry boss. I was so wrapped up into this job I couldn't respond to your text message." Submitted by Roy Smith
"I was thinking about theoretical physics 'String Theory' and I pushed the wrong button." Submitted by Steve Walden
"It is just the machine programming error." Submitted by Milind Ranade
"Hey Clive, no one told me Spiderman had joined the maintenance section, all I said was 'We need to tie down this robot, he did this then climbed the wall.'" Submitted by SCraig Watkinson
" Just like fishing with my grandson." Submitted by Jess Starkey
"I think the controller to this is one of those old 'fuzzy logic' devices." Submitted by Terry L. Castor
"Five more minutes Joe. . . I've almost got it!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston
"I always thought red tape was supposed to be RED." Submitted by Dean Kirkner
"He said: 'Wow! I've never seen it do that before!' and left for lunch. . . " Submitted by Larry Shade; Augusta, GA
"The consultant said he would be back next week. . ." Submitted by Larry Shade; Augusta, GA
"I forgot to set the star drag." Submitted by Scott Calkins; Baton Rouge, La.
"Sorry, I'll have to miss lunch today. I'm just too tied up in this project." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"I thought this is how you perform a string test!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"I taught myself by watching the spiders in my garden." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I swear, I just pulled one wire." Submitted by Lisa Long; Orchard, Ohio