"Put a cork in it, Smoke gets in your eyes, Jug head, On top of old Smokey..... Some day these will be classics! Quit smiling and carve these down!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"That's nothing. Wait till you see what this baby can do." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"Give me credit for the invention of the wheel, or I'll add the vinegar, and your village will be toast." Submitted by Jaclyn E. Shuman
"Oooooo! Look what Ogg do!" Submitted by Scott J. Weston
"So what good is a 48" X 2" concentric reducer if we haven't even invented pipe yet?" Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colo.
"OK Einstein, how ya gonna get that cork IN the volcano??" Submitted by Denny Clinton; Denver, Colo.
"Don't get cocky! It's some fine work but where would we be without my mill-stones?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"Yeah, it's great, but how will it help bring in the harvest?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"You finished so me can use machine shop now?" Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I have no idea what that is, but I have a feeling you'll win the science fair." Submitted by Elsie Konecsni; North Olmsted, Ohio