"Don't stare at them honey. Those are the poor aliens that just had their space saucer car jacked while vacationing!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"We need to reschedule the conference from Halloween to any other date." Submitted by George M. Hudak; Broken Arrow, OK
"Looks like the chemical engineering interns are leaving to go back to college!" Submitted by Michael Drager; West Deptford, N.J.
"This alien worker thing is getting out of control." Submitted by Mervin Archer
"Of course I'm nervous. My boss told them to keep an eye on me while we're here." Submitted by Clint Persick; Carville, La.
"Honey, Are you sure you want to go green?" Submitted by Kerri Clifton
"I know them from work; they live in the cooling pond." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I can't even go on vacation without thinking about work." Submitted by Daryl Rob; Berlin Hts., Ohio